I think I'm a psycho, but...

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend's a Psycho?

That woman's a WACKO!

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How To Tell If Your Girlfriend's a bitch

Step one test her too... Tell her that her "secret celebrity" crush is actually a gay guy and you know because you had sex with him.

Step two... Be polite. When she cakes her face up with that crap tell her yer proud she tried and pass her a book on tips on how to use make-up, three ink pens and a notebook so she can take notes while she studies and tell her you have faith in her that she aint gonna screw up again like that.

Step four... Tell her the revealing outfit looks Fan-Freakin-Tastic, ask her if she accepts Visa or only cash.

Step five... Tell the waiter "Separate checks palleeze?" Let her know you consider her an equal in every respect and you know she can take care of herself. See if she snares at you.

Step six... Ask yer friends too. If everyone knows her betterin you then you gotta stop to wonder why.

Step seven... When she flirts with another guy buy em both double shots of tiquile with 18 ounce beer chasers. At this point she WILL go to the ladies room. When she returns tell her you gave the other guy her home phone number and offered him three-way sex with both of you. This way you can see if she's truly committed to her actions or just using you to mess with yer head.

Step eight... When she picks a fight over something stupid politely ask her where she learned to act that way and if everyone in her family is like that. (It might be hereditary and you DO NOT want to have offspring in a bad gene pool!)

Step nine... After you passed all her stupid freakin tests and now she wants you. Apologize to her sincerely and confess to her that you were only dating her to get close to her girlfriend (pick an ugly girlfriend for this maneuver, it adds to the ego effect), tell her you were afraid to approach a real woman so you started out with her instead.

Final step! If she kicks you in the nuts, slaps you upside the head, puts you in a headlock an chokes you till yer head turns red then you got a real woman.... Now you ask her if she wants to be real for you and be with the real you. She says yes give her a kiss... Anything else then dump her ass real quick because she already tried for a whole night to mess with yer head and if she aint gonna stop son then she's a real Biatch!