Saturday, February 28, 2009
Well-well-well, so I can die easy "ZEP"
*Note: This song is a tribute to my Fine & Loving brother Lawrence Dana Rice, Born June 22nd, 1962,(still dieing from a serious coma). He sang this to me often for some reason.enough, but I Love You My Brother!
Mister Jimi Hendrix
I heard all the bullshit about Jimi Hendrix learning to play guitar in two and a half hours in Vietnam, two and a half months, two an a half weeks but it was just bullshit.
Back in early 70's it was a yard sale for selling electronic equipment. They sold us on the idea a guitar (if you bought it) could make you an artist.
Puppy-cock, Jimi Hendrix didn't find his talent in the bottom of a torn open Marlboro pack on a battle ground. That man had that personality from day one and for anyone thinks different I'll post you guitar adds all over the place and you buy all you want but truth in time proves that there was only one Jimi Hendrex out of the millions of idiots that bought guitars (myself included).
I posted Little Wing by Clapton & Crow, now I post it by the man that lived the experience that created it!
Play this too...
No title, this song needs no intro
I cried first time I ever heard that and from that day never stopped!
Monty python's Flying Circus 'Tribute'
Friday, February 27, 2009
This is twisted, so twisted they all hide behind dark sunglasses...
(The newest sensation)
Paris Hiltons New SEX Vid!
"I guess I snagged the wrong vid, I'm sorry. My bad!"
Another THATGO Vid post
Here's his other vid that I posted ---> [Jerk it]
FlyLeaf
Interesting sound, band is ok, singer ok but they need a new sound because kinda too medeocre in this vid, still they are pretty good.
Great production on this one. It's way better. I think I'm gonna buy the CD...
Personal Note: I have no right to judge bands and sorry if I come off that way but in this case I saw what I thought was a band that appeared to be good, but limiting themselves to a common sound. I looked again for more and they were fantastic. I couldn't find anymore so I have little to go on but I am going to try their album because I think if they are this good for the stuff they use to sell then usually the other works have something better hidden in there.
Joe Walsh, Eric Clapton, Steve Winwood, Les Paul and The Band!!!
I went to see the Eagles reunion concert in Providence, Rhode Island in (I think 1981), wanna talk about feeling bad for a band? The audience started out with the chant "Joe Walsh - Joe Walsh - Joe Walsh!", I wasn't happy going to see the legendary band The Eagles be reduced to a back-up band for Joe Walsh. I think they tried to play maybe 5 Eagles songs but ended up only finishing 3 or 4, the rest were from Walshes "The smoker you drink, the player you get" & "So what" albums.
Still Joe Walsh is a fabulous musician (but I wanned'a see The Eagles), and it wasn't his fault I went to a concert with 50,000 morons from New England that night...
"WOW for that bass solo!"
Steve Winwood is incredible!
(Album version, no vid. Sorry)
(Documentary for JVC JazzFest 2005)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
79 thousand, three hunnert an six hits in 3 & 1/2 days, this is great!
went from 2,200,000 hits and barely hitting that on the morning of the 23rd to 2,279,306 in less than 3 & 1/2 days.
Please keep coming and support my site because I need the income. I'm not selling anything on either location and not even advertising on the blog here but I'm lining up advertisers for the site and they will only pay me for hit counts.
I am not opening the site until everything looks and feels right to me but I have posted a few (minor) examples of preview pages on here randomly.
Another point is that I am not trying to take advantage of you in any way. I have worked my whole life for everything I have and I am working hard for this. I work at least 8 hours a day on this and with the site I will work harder there and seriously a bit less in here, but the content on the site will be linked here. I am doing this because I need to earn a living and I'm in last stages of liver disease. I can not work anywhere else & I wish I could but this is my only option.
Thank You for your help and pulling my numbers up,,,
Dave Rice AKA: Funking_Dave
Prez Bush is-was-will always be a Punk-assed-Bitch!
<--- Image reduced 50%,, just because I damn-well wanted to!
David Bowie
"Big Brother" is a song written by David Bowie in 1973 and intended for his never-produced musical based on George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four. In 1974 it was released on the album Diamond Dogs. It segued into the final track on the record, "Chant of the Ever Circling Skeletal Family"
"Don't talk of dust and roses
Or should we powder our noses?
Don't live for last year's capers
Give me steel, give me steel, give me pulses unreal
He'll build a glass asylum
With just a hint of mayhem
He'll build a better whirlpool
We'll be living from sin, then we can really begin"
"Stone love - she kneels before the grave
A brave son - who gave his life to see the slogan
That hovers between the headstone and her eyes
For they penetrate her grieving
New love - a boy and girl they talking
New words - that only they can share in
New words - a love so strong it tears their hearts
To sleep - through the fleeting hours of morning
Love is careless in its choosing - sweeping over cross a baby
Love descends on those defenseless
Idiot love will spark the fusion
Inspirations have I none - just to touch the flaming dove
All I have is my love of love - and love is not loving
Soul love - the priest that tastes the word and
Told of love - and how my God on high is
All love - though reaching up my loneliness evolves
By the blindness that surrounds him
Love is careless in its choosing - sweeping over cross a baby
Love descends on those defenseless
Idiot love will spark the fusion
Inspirations have I none - just to touch the flaming dove
All I have is my love of love - and love is not loving"
Eric Clapton with Sheryl Crow
One thing about Eric Clapton is he never hogs the stage. You will see that Sheryl Crow is in bliss singing with him and Mister Clapton compliments everyone performing with him. I love the song but I love the beauty of the performance even more
Jefferson Airplane [Long post, sorry]
(Kent State Massacre Tribute song....)
Note: This has got to be Buffalo Springfield but this version was posted as Jefferson Airplane and I'm leaving it in this post because I like the song and this version of the vid.
"I had to post this version with White Rabbet on it too because I couldn't find this version of Sombody to love seperatly. The quality is low and I have the high quality version in my archives somewhere. as soon as I find my copy I'll edit this post and publish the better one"
LOL, long post but here is mine, but in poor quality. I'm only posting it again because once again Grace tries to act to serious but that fine woman busts a smile again anyway... *GRIN!
LoL,,, VCR Hack???
(This video will show you how to find many useful components inside your VCR, I think...)
Linda Ronstadt and Bobby Darin
"Linda appeared on 1970 Darin Invasion (TV special). Watching the reaction on the audience at 2:22, Bobby left the stage in the middle of the song."
written by Gary B. White
Universal MCA Music (ASCAP)
Love will abide, take things in stride
Sounds like good advice but there's no one at my side
And time washes clean love's wounds unseen
That's what someone told me but I don't know what it means.
Cause I've done everything I know to try and make you mine
And I think I'm gonna love you for a long long time
Caught in my fears
Blinking back the tears
I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near
And I never drew one response from you
All the while you fell all over girls you never knew
Cause I've done everything I know to try and make you mine
And I think it's gonna hurt me for a long long time
Wait for the day
You'll go away
Knowing that you warned me of the price I'd have to pay
And life's full of flaws
Who knows the cause?
Living in the memory of a love that never was
Cause I've done everything I know to try and change your mind
and I think I'm gonna miss you for a long long time
Cause I've done everything I know to try and make you mine
And I think I'm gonna love you for a long long time.
Midnight Special version.
(Slightly better sound quality)
Make a tree swing...
How to Build a Tree Swing
If you can tie a knot and drill holes, you can build a fun swing in a few hours.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Illustrations Albums art website
Art work from the site mentioned below me (I cain't speak French). I like it because it resembles early 70's underground art like Crumb, Williams and so many that I have tried to follow through the years. Here is a link to the guys site [link]. I will tell you that it is mildly adult content but I think it's acceptable as art form, I mean how sexy can a cartoon be if it's not illustrating a sexual act anyway? Still you have been warned.
tattoo butcher | 2006 |
TacoTown does it best...
"I'm watching my weight so I'll only take two with a large fries, a 64 ounce Coke and for desert a medium chocolate soft serve ice cream with fudge topping, whipped creme and nuts, oh yea and put extra sprankles onnit for me too please..."
Sckad's DailyMotion playlist
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Cool Rag
Gotta tell you tho I was disappointed by Nesmith because I expected jams but instead got only art. Now I wish I had listened to the show tho because I'm sure it was good and I was just a stuck up kid.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Blood powered tattoo'd in cell phones and idiots!
Her cell phone is ringing, but the display is turned off. She lightly pushes a small dot on the skin on her left forearm to suddenly reveal a two by four inch tattoo with the image of the cell phone's digital display, directly in the skin of her arm. She answers the call by pushing a tattooed button on her arm. While she's talking, the tattoo comes to life as a digital video of the caller. When she finishes, the tattoo disappears.
This Bluetooth device is permanently implanted beneath the skin. It is flat, flexible, silicon and silicone. Tightly rolled when it's inserted through a small incision, and then unfurled beneath the skin, it lies benignly between skin and muscle.
Through the same incision, two small tubes are attached from the implanted device to an artery and a vein. A coin sized blood fuel cell in the implant converts the blood's glucose and oxygen from the artery to the electricity required to power the device. Used blood returns through to the vein. The digital device's power source is the same as for all of the biological components in the body.
The surface of the implant that faces the underside of the skin is covered with a matrix of field producing pixels that activate a matching matrix of pixels tattooed onto the surface of the skin above the implant. The field penetrates the skin to drive the tattooed display, while the skin continues to provide its function of sealing the body from the world. The surface of the implant is also a touch screen control, pressed through the skin. Rather than ink, tiny clusters of microscopic spheres are injected, like tattoo ink, into the skin. Each sphere is filled with a field sensitive material that changes from clear to black when a field in the matrix is turned on.
This device communicates wirelessly with the world as well as with other devices implanted in the same body. It is always present, always on, but out of sight and non-obtrusive. It also continually monitors for many blood disorders, alerting the person of a health problem: A human version of the check engine light. Product styling is the latest and coolest downloaded display interface showing on any tattoo on the block. This product is waterproof and it is powered by pizza.
LOL, I had to post this for you toad lickers!
(Mothers Against Toad Lickers)
Toad licking
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Toad Licking is a substitute for kitten huffing and chicken huffing, developed in 1337 by Ancient Incan wise-women.
Kittens and chickens were hard to come by at that time in Peru, so a sustitute was sought. The frog was chosen because they were cheap and easy to come by, but later toads were discovered to be more suitable for the purpose. At first, they tried to huff the toad. However, this led to side effects, including addiction, tendency to swear (Geriatric Profanity Disorder, or GPD), impulse to edit Uncyclopedia, and, in some cases, toad-related human fatalities. While attempting to huff a toad, an ancient Peruvian accidentally licked its back, and visions of evil were unleashed.
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[edit] Licking Techniques
The most standard way of licking a toad is by moving your tongue back and forth upon it. It may done by switching tongue sides (ie you lick forward with the top of your tongue and backwards with the bottom side of it), or by using your upper tongue side for both forward and backwards movement.
The main alternative route preferred by a lot of experienced shamanic toad-lickers and most toads is preforming a circular motion with the tip of your tongue. Whether the circular motion should be clockwise or counter-clockwise depends on the toad's age.
[edit] Effects
The euphoria produced by toad licking has been subject to much speculation over time. Some say that it had the effect of a whole night of smoking pot. Others commented that the effect was orgasmic. While others commented that the effect was more like getting your brain smashed by a brick of cocaine, the fluid drained, mixed with LSD and served with a lemon. However, the source of the effects seems to be the chemical frogsergic acid methylamide, also known as FSM. Some call it "Froggy in the Sky with Mommy".
Many toad lickers experience a constant intense craving for pickles. Others don't. Some were issued major credit cards. Others weren't so lucky. Some are billionaires. Some are dead. Some are red. Some like to go to bed. But all have formed a culture. Politicians will always raise taxes and their personal salaries after a night of some serious lick'n on el bufo.
[edit] Culture
After its introduction, toad licking was not popular. In fact, most called it a Chinese copy of kitten/chicken huffing. 60% of those polled still say so. But for the people of South America, it is better than a speedball. A culture has formed. Stores that specialize in breeding toads and toad-themed t-shirts are called "Toad Shops".
In 1996, Homer Simpson became the first spokesman for Toad Licking. While on missionary work, he licked toads as a substitute for beer. He would bring the habit back to America after his return. Other celebrities have popularized it, such as Leonardo DiCaprio, who used toad licking to overcome the stresses of filming sex scenes over and over. Tom Cruise has been found licking toads, which may explain the absence of his newborn baby, Suri.
The most popular city for toad licking is Buenos Aires, where at least 50% of the population have licked toads on at least one occasion. However, in the U.S., Montgomery, Alabama legislators recently gave themselves a pay raise of 61% after a toad licking party. One "trip'n" politician was heard to say, "Hey dude, with my new $50K for 30 days of toad lick'n I can really mess with them thar voters."
[edit] The War on Toad Licking
There was tacit tolerance, if not acceptance, of toad licking up until 1982, when Nancy Reagan’s "War On Drugs" brought the practice under prejudice. Huge shipments of toads were restricted, causing the price to rise. However, this led to an underground culture, which has bred large amounts of toads for use. Jose in Los Angeles can fix you up real good, ese.
This new culture has led to addiction, which led to a number of support groups which have developed to help those individuals with licking problems, the largest of which is Toad Lickers Anonymous, whose slogan "Just Say No, To Toads" has been printed on signs and put in places across the nation where no one will ever see them or care.
Meg Griffin has busted one Connie Demico for toad licking on five different occasions, the most recent case found Connie breeding and supplying the toads to small children.
[edit] Relation to Chicken Huffing
Toads are, according to biologists, not related to Chickens.
[edit] Relation to Kitten Huffing
Toads have no relation to Huffing. What? You think this is the same article?
[edit] Famous Toad Lickers
- Your Mom
- John Kerry
- Mr. T
- Homer Simpson
- Leonardo DiCaprio
- Bill Gates
- Martin Sheen
- Alabama State Senate
- Rep. Butch Taylor
- Sen. Lowell Barron
[edit] Undesirable Effects of Toad Licking
An overdose of toads (more than 3 large ones a day, or 2 orange ones) will result in sudden hallucinations, rust-colored urination, sudden menstruation (especially in male addicts), male lactation, incontinence, incompetence, erectile dysfunction, unnatural desire to be Pro-tem of the Alabama Senate and other undesirable side effects.
[edit] See also
Great Britain
The Greeks, Romans & Asians all have a history of contribution to societies and culture but if you remember that fake war with Caligula Caesar. "We shall concur Britain"? It was a joke but in fact if you read deeper the English were and always have been a powerful race and they have influenced the ways of societies across the world and in every nation.
Kinda pisses me off because Britain had no Roman soldiers to claim to fame, or Greek Goddesses or stories taught of them in my classroom but the truth is Englishmen are some of the toughest fighters there ever were, English woman are proportionately the sexiest living on this Earth (if you rate by T & A and advertisers proportions for attraction), and they are very creative. I am not English. I'm a mutt mixed with some Native American, some Irish and little German so this post is not about me. It is about my wondering why they as a race receive in America next to no credit for their contributions.
This post will touch next to nothing on the subject because I know next to nothing about it except the fact that I admire those crazy men who built Stonehenge, who fought alone at times without huge army's backing them and loved Gods land so much that they sang about it...
England & the middle ages
England during the Middle Ages (from the 5th century withdrawal of Roman forces from the province of Britannia and the Germanic invasions, until the dawn of Early Modern Britain) was fragmented into a number of independent kingdoms. By the High Middle Ages, after the end of the Viking Age and the Norman Conquest, the kingdom of England comes to rule almost all of the area previously ruled by the Romans; what little territory of Roman Britain that did not fall under English rule came under the government of the Kingdom of Scotland, which would come into personal union shortly after the end of the Middle Ages.
The medieval period in England can be dated from the arrival in Kent of Anglo-Saxon troops led by the legendary Hengest and Horsa. Subsequently the Brythonic, Celtic powers were conquered by Jutes, Angles and Saxons Germanic tribes, from the contemporary Angeln and Jutland areas of northern Germany and mainland Denmark. Political takeover of other areas of England proceeded piecemeal and was not completed until the tenth century. [more]
Knights of the round table:
The first writer to describe the Round Table was Wace, whose Roman de Brut was an elaboration of Geoffrey of Monmouth's Historia Regum Britanniae. The actual table itself was round in order to represent that each knight was of equal value to the king and thus there was no 'head' of the table, although one understood that Arthur's place was 'the head.' In later writings, the table was said to be a gift to King Arthur from his father-in-law, King Leodogran of Cameliard, as a wedding gift upon the marriage of Arthur to Guinevere.
The company was used by many subsequent authors. However, even the earliest writers ascribe to Arthur a following of extraordinary warriors. In Geoffrey, Arthur's court attracts the greatest heroes from all of Europe. In the Welsh Arthurian material, much of which is included in the Mabinogion, Arthur's men are attributed with superhuman abilities. Some of the characters from the Welsh material even appear under altered names as Knights of the Round Table in the continental romances, the most notable of which are Cai (Sir Kay), Bedwyr (Sir Bedivere), and Gwalchmai (Sir Gawain). [more]
King Arthur
King Arthur is a legendary British leader who, according to medieval histories and romances, led the defence of Britain against the Saxon invaders in the early 6th century. The details of Arthur's story are mainly composed of folklore and literary invention, and his historical existence is debated and disputed by modern historians.[2] The sparse historical background of Arthur is gleaned from various sources, including the Annales Cambriae, the Historia Brittonum, and the writings of Gildas. Arthur's name also occurs in early poetic sources such as Y Gododdin.[3]
The legendary Arthur developed as a figure of international interest largely through the popularity of Geoffrey of Monmouth's fanciful and imaginative 12th-century Historia Regum Britanniae (History of the Kings of Britain).[4] However, some Welsh and Breton tales and poems relating the story of Arthur date from earlier than this work; in these works, Arthur appears either as a great warrior defending Britain from human and supernatural enemies or as a magical figure of folklore, sometimes associated with the Welsh Otherworld, Annwn.[5] How much of Geoffrey's Historia (completed in 1138) was adapted from such earlier sources, rather than invented by Geoffrey himself, is unknown.
Although the themes, events and characters of the Arthurian legend varied widely from text to text, and there is no one canonical version, Geoffrey's version of events often served as the starting point for later stories. Geoffrey depicted Arthur as a king of Britain who defeated the Saxons and established an empire over Britain, Ireland, Iceland, Norway and Gaul. In fact, many elements and incidents that are now an integral part of the Arthurian story appear in Geoffrey's Historia, including Arthur's father Uther Pendragon, the wizard Merlin, the sword Excalibur, Arthur's birth at Tintagel, his final battle against Mordred at Camlann and final rest in Avalon. The 12th-century French writer Chrétien de Troyes, who added Lancelot and the Holy Grail to the story, began the genre of Arthurian romance that became a significant strand of medieval literature. In these French stories, the narrative focus often shifts from King Arthur himself to other characters, such as various Knights of the Round Table. Arthurian literature thrived during the Middle Ages but waned in the centuries that followed until it experienced a major resurgence in the 19th century. In the 21st century, the legend lives on, both in literature and in adaptations for theatre, film, television, comics and other media. [more]
Now Greensleeves
(the song written by a King)
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Slovaki Tetris Game from my site (very addicting)
In reality I only posted this one so that I'll only need to fix this one but it is my favorite out off all of them and you are welcome to try it.
As I said it is not formatted, it's "only" posted. I hope to find a way to write my script that will open it (and the others" in a popup window that is re-sizable to full screen with a closing tag and no borders or toolbars but using Windows XP-Pro some aspects of Java don't work right. Worst comes to worst I'll post the stuff on a black page 800 X 600 dpi but I hate that method because it doesn't work well with all screen settings.
This is the Slovaki Tetris game from my site--->
My stats
Still I'm amazed that the count is so high in Muslim nations and they seem to like looking at [CTRL], [ALT], [DELETE] Panties, they like Andy Pratt and they like my jukebox.
Life can be funny sometimes, Huh?
Hi Bob!
Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull fame
"People -- what have you done --
locked Him in His golden cage.
Made Him bend to your religion --
Him resurrected from the grave.
He is the god of nothing --
if that's all that you can see.
You are the god of everything --
He's inside you and me.
So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces
and the sins you used to waive.
The bloody Church of England --
in chains of history --
requests your earthly presence at
the vicarage for tea.
And the graven image you-know-who --
with His plastic crucifix --
he's got him fixed --
confuses me as to who and where and why --
as to how he gets his kicks.
Confessing to the endless sin --
the endless whining sounds.
You'll be praying till next Thursday to
all the gods that you can count."
Jethro Tull- My God, from the album Aqualung.
Hat off for Mister Roy Harper
"Hope"
Short and Sweet - Live 1984
(vocals by Roy Harper)
(REHEARSAL JAM)
Alice Cooper
Mardi Gras "Full Feature Film"
Cinetic proudly presents Independent Spirit Award nominee THE ORDER OF MYTHS, in its entirety right here on DAILYMOTION!
In 2007 Mobile, Alabama, Mardi Gras is celebrated...and complicated. Following a cast of characters, parades, and parties across an enduring color line, we see that beneath the surface of pageantry lies something else altogether.
THE ORDER OF MYTHS will have its television premiere on PBS' Independent Lens, soon!
Preview of my chat lounge
It's only five pages chat right now but each comes with music, they all lead to the same lounge though. Here is the classic rock lounge [link], here is the main chat entrance [Main chat area].
My plans are for huge chat section with all featuring some sort of media. I'm working right now on a V-DJ station that will be about half live and half feed with my good friend SmokinDawg as DVJ and I guess myself sometimes, but my voice sucks and I have no talent. As is these five already posted there will be around a hundred or more other chat lounges featuring music feeds and/or music vids. I also have film (movies) that I want to feature but I seriously need to restructure to do that because they would need to be re sizable and portable so you could view them based on your own personal preferences. I have most of the pages built but am not posting them until I hear back from some developers because as I said what I have posted is five pages related to only one lounge. I don't want to post 750 pages of confusion directed to only 100 or so lounges, so I'm looking to tweak the code to simplify things.
I am not sure about lifes path or how things will go but I am sure that if my health provides I will build probably the largest chat lounge on the net with the exception of AOL, Yahoo and commercial companies and I think it'll be nice to sit and chat with relaxing music and like minded people like yourself.
The site is still going up and this blog is my baby so it stays. I need financial backing and need sponsorship because I cannot work any longer due to illness. I hate to loose the hit count onmy site to this blog but then again greed has never taken me anywhere anyway.
I hope you will all come to my site even if just to peek around because it will make a difference to anyone sponsoring me. They like the numbers and they will treat me accordingly based on those numbers.
I will keep everything free, I will stay away from rude or offensive sponsors. I don't like popups or freaky banners. I'll do my best to offer this as my best effort 100% and I hope you all like what I am creating.
Thank you for your time,,,
Dave Rice
As requested a Blind Melon post...
This I posted for me...
(George Thorogood version)
(Jones Brothers Hillbilly Version)