Funk Soul Brother....

Rockafeller Skank - Fatboy Slim & Koen Groeneveld (Original Mix)



Only live version I could find, sucks kinda but give the guy credit for effort....

Twisted sexual cat-fight! <--- even more shocking than Marilyn Monroe smoking pot

WARNING: Marilyn Monroe was an evil pot smoking hippy in kahootz with the other evil pot smoking pot-heads...

Please do not let your children see this. This is shocking and revolting. I myself am disgusted that she could do such a thing and break the laws of our nation!

Marijuana is the killer of youth. Three puffs on a marijuana cigarette and all virtue is gone. Young women seduce with LUST, boys become ravenous killers! Nothing can be done to tame the beast within them. Naked orgies of twisted sexual desire, potato chips eaten by the bag full. Candy bars stolen and the list goes on and on.

Don't allow this seductress to seduce our youth into such a campaign of corruption. Do not allow the fine young people of our nation to demoralize themselves under her influence!

Nebraska Scam and greed

These idiots run the worst newspaper in the country. The writers save ink like a grandmother that only owned one pen in her life. They are so commercially vague it's in insult to any opposing fact. I can't believe they even sell this crap and now they are trying to sell the notion that everyone needs to donate money to the wealthiest farmers in the nation. These farmers by the way say they have to buy a brand new vehicle every year to avoid taxes. They don't live in towns, they live on what is called "rural land", this means they don't even pay the taxes we pay for some things. I think if they want to irrigate they can and should pay for it. I'm getting sick and tired of the little guy being forced to kiss a fat ass!

Farm Bureau Says Irrigation is Important to Nebraska

1101now.com Kearney, Nebraska<--- idiots

Email Address: desk@1011now.com

The Nebraska Farm Bureau says the entire state benefits from the irrigation farmers use to raise bountiful crops, so everyone in the state should pay part of the cost of water-management programs.

Farmers and ranchers attending the Farm Bureau's convention in Kearney voted to encourage the state to seek funding from a variety of sources as it deals with its water problems.
Click here to find out more!

Nebraska has used more water than allowed in recent years under the three-state Republican River compact, which includes Kansas and Colorado.

Nebraska has more irrigated acres than any other state, and people outside the state's metro areas complain that urban residents don't understand irrigation's importance to the state's economy.

Look at that, 12 lines about nothing but taking from people with nothing. Talk about shabby news reporting, my daughter could do better, well maybe 15 lines in this formatting but only 7 & 1/2 on notepad. Someone needs a job at McDonalds so he don't have to type so much.

Blues for Barb.

Because she's got her puter screwed up and caint use my links...



Alvin Lee, Slow blues in C.

My son Joe's poem, sorry but can't format it right.

The First, The Best, The Hope

The kick; your knock on their door, hello.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The view; computers, gel, stomach, gender, joy.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The birth; the first birth; the only birth.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The word; mama, papa, kitty, whatever.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The first steps; steps into a new life; you are infinite, you are Icarus.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The first boo-boo; you are not Icarus, that doesn’t deter you.
This can never, will never, happen again.

Hope is the air to your soul; it fills you, consumes you, and makes you whole.

The first day; the best Batman backpack ever, a sweet bus to ride on, and the crabby, child-hating teacher.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The letter; the teacher and your’s disagreement on the merits of food fights, your parents laughing at her hatred of flying cheese.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The valentine; the girl with the stocking cap, who cried, even after your impeccable explanation of why cooties hiding in valentines need to be ablaze.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The last day; no more being followed by stocking cap girl, no more arguments over whether or not cheese should fly; most importantly, no more kindergarten!
This can never, will never, happen again.
The news; the baby on the way; the new friend.
This can never, will never, happen again.

Hope is the air to your soul; it fills you, consumes you, and makes you whole.

Its kick; its hello; its annoying hello.
This can never, will never, happen again.
Its view; her view, “You are going to have a baby sister,” says the computer.
This can never, will never, happen again.
Her birth; just another birth, not the first, certainly not the last, they name her Emma.
This can never, will never, happen again.
Her words; her attempt to impress you, her attempt to connect with her ‘Big Bwo,’ her love of ‘Tohga Twux.”
This can never, will never, happen again.
Her first steps; the little show-off; you tell her not to run in the road for her ball, it’s not worth it, she doesn’t listen; you yell at her to come back, she doesn’t listen.
This can never, will never, happen again.
Her first boo-boo; her last boo-boo, the only boo-boo; screeches, screaming, sirens, “Is she okay?!” “What happened?!” “Oh my god…”
This can never, will never, shall never, happen again.

Hope is the air to your soul; it fills you, consumes you, and makes you whole.

The first day without Emma; crying, sleeping, crying, sleeping, crying, sleeping.
This can never, will never, shall never, happen again.
The second day without Emma; crying, sleeping, crying, sleeping, crying, sleeping.
This can never, will never, shall never, happen again.
The funeral; your first time seeing daddy cry, your first time seeing daddy and grandpa not fighting, your last time seeing Emma.
This can never, will never, shall never, happen again.
The return to first grade; questions, endless questions, you start to cry, they call your parents and let you go home.
This can never, will never, shall never, happen again.

Hope is the air to your soul; it fills you, consumes you, and makes you whole.

The girl; the way your heart skips a beat when you first see her, the way everything feels okay when she’s around, the way you feel when she tells you she feels the same.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The diploma; 13 years down, 12 to go. Three cheers for college.
This can never, will never, happen again.
The wedding; you, your high school sweetheart, your closest friends, and a celebration of the pure bliss you two bring each other.
This can never, will never, happen again.
Its kick; its hello, its beautiful hello.
This can never, will never, happen again.
Her birth; she’s perfect, the best thing that ever happened to you, you name her Emma, your mom cries from joy when she sees her granddaughter.

Hope is the air to your soul; it fills you, consumes you, and makes you whole.

Obamacide or Genocida, America's future in health care???? ???? ????? ? HUH?

I just got a disturbing phone call from http://www.familyreach.org

They tell me Obama wants to move our health system into a form of government funded assisted suicide, abortion, limiting medications and treatments for the ill. Didn't someone else already do that?

Yea, as a matter fact Hitler did that. Aint that just a funny one???

When I was a kid it was called "genocide".

gen⋅o⋅cide

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–noun the deliberate and systematic extermination of a national, racial, political, or cultural group." <---- from Dictionary.com's page located [here].

When a government decides the best cure is death then that's really a sign society has gone in the wrong direction and when we give up on the elders of our tribe we lose lose the value of their experiences. Things keep going on this way all we'll have left is the greedy, wealthy and inexperienced teaching the people to bow down to them.

They gave me a number to call at the federal level and I'm calling it, the number is (202) 224-3121. Advice was to ask my congressmen and senators to block the Obama-Care program before our nation is put into a health care system that can and will decides exactly what level of treatment for your health you can or cannot receive.

If it matters to you then please visit the site and read up on it or call and ask that this version does not get passed, equality is what this nation was founded on, not extermination.

By far my most popular page or "hit" on this blog.

Trust me, I don't even know why but 74% of my new hits hit this [Posts for January 4th, 2009 Archive]

I kinda wish someone would tell me because I'd like to know what the attraction is to that damn archive.

I bet it's Janis Joplins boobs, or it might be DVJ Bazuka. I kinda wish you weren't all just into tits and ass because it's not what this was built for. I like tits too but they are everywhere. Studies say that pretty soon there'll be more wimmins out there than men anyway so naught is the need for me to share my interest in them with you. I only posted them as art form...

Anyone know why that page gets hit on so much please tell me.

Thanx,,,
Funk

Come out and dance, come on out and make romance....

Van Morrison post....

Wild Nights.
(Sing it with me and I'll sing it with you)

This is a cover done by the lovely charleseallen, Moondance. This is for Lovely Kat *smiles Babe



Sorry but caint post anymore Van Morrison here. I could if I stole it but he requests no embedding and I am not going to steal from Mister Van Morrison.

If you want some more go [here], there's tons of his music there and all in great quality.

What 9 year olds think of this decade.

It's so fascinating to hear their views. Every one of them seem enthusiastic, concerned and this world is not ours anymore. It's theirs. I think that's okay because they sound like they want to make it happen. They want to clean things up and restore what past generations have neglected.

I got this vid from a page on Yahoo news located [here] enjoy, I think you'll like it.

The decade according to 9-year-olds from allie garcia on Vimeo.

Do you like Black Sabbath?

I seldom do this but this guy werdd909 I just subscribed to his YouTube page and if you like classic Sabbath You might want to also.

Put A Little Love in Your Heart & then Warning.

I know these songs don't belong side by side in your eyes but in mine they do.
Why? I aint in the mood to talk about it furthen the first is perfect hope and the secone is the product. It's perfect regret...

Jackie DeShannon - Put A Little Love in Your Heart


Black Sabbath - A Bit Of Finger / Sleeping Village / Warning (in 2 parts)


"well the first day I met ya I was looking to the sky. The sun turned all a blur and the thunder clouds rolled bye. The sea began to shiver and the wind began to moan, it must have been a sign for me to leave you well alone"
"I was born without you Baby but my feelings were a little bit too strong, just a little bit too strong"

Interested in dreams? 10 aspects of dreams you might not know.

10 Things We Didn't Know About Dreams
10 Things We Didn't Know About Dreams 7 images... Everybody Dreams Every human being dreams (except in cases of extreme psychological...

© 2009 - crazy pictures and videos

Music trivia test...

Who sang it, what's the title and what year did it come out in?
Winner gets to pay my bills for one month and a $2.00 box of sugar cookies.
Please mark your answers clearly on your monitor and take a picture of it then send me the picture [here]. State clearly in the subject line that this is "RE: Funks Free Month of Bills Test"

First one..
"I cannot breathe in the atmosphere of convention.
I find freedom only in the realms of my eccentricity."

A:__________________________________

Second one...
"This day will end in a thousand years if you want it too"

A:__________________________________

Third one...
"LuLu had a chicken, she also had a duck"

A:__________________________________

Fourth one...
"There's only one way that you stay alive. Keep workin for yer pension till yer fifty-five. Hey no way Baby, don't dig it at all, don't dig it at all"

A:__________________________________

Fifth one...
"Singin hey diddle-diddle with yer kitty in the middle on the swing like you didn't care"

A:__________________________________

Last one...
"Woo-yea, woo-yea, Wow-wo-yea, Wo-wo-Yea. Whoo-wo-wo-woo~~~ Gonna take ya gonna roll you tonight"

A:__________________________________

Please keep in mind that I only posted this as something to occupy my time whilst I was listening to these songs and if you read the tag on this one even I call it "Stupid"

It don't matter anyway because it's only life and sometimes it's good to just shut the hell up or get stupid just if even for a few minutes.

Reality is a balancing act, too much of it and you will fall over, too little and you already did fall over. Trick is to take a frikkin break when you need one and that's why I love prose, music and art.

Mea Culpa, I'm Guilty Of My Fantasy & Like a prayer.

This song is like a beautiful prayer. Some, but very little NSFW content in the art work.
"Forgive me Lord. I am guilty of my fantasy".



Like a prayer...

Great Depression (not this one, but the other one) with Clara.

You just gotta love this fine Lady.
She teaches you how to cook with less than nothing and do you know what that means?
It means she shows you how to make things that your young children or grand children can have fun learning to do with you.

God Bless you Clara.

Below is a quote from her post located [here], after that the video.

94 year old cook and great grandmother, Clara, recounts her childhood during the Great Depression as she prepares meals from the era. Learn how to make simple yet delicious dishes while listening to stories from the Great Depression.

Enjoy this seasonal desert recipe that can be made easily and cheaply with some delicious autumn apples.

Bake at 350 degrees

How to make a Sawed-off USB Key

How to hack a flash drive into a USB cable

	Holy crap-- somebody just went and TORE MY FREAKING USB CABLE IN HALF while it was still attached to my laptop!!! No-- wait-- sorry. That's just my USB drive. My bad. Never mind. (And after the jump, how to make your own.)

It's no secret that there are a lot of strange USB devices out there, particularly flash drives. Not a comprehensive list, but we've sure seen Lego, twigs, action figures, bowling balls, sushi, anatomical parts, transparent drives, erasers, cassette tapes and on and on and on. Despite all that, the picture above is a little surprising-- because yes, it's a working USB flash drive. Here, we give the step by step walk through of how to make your own.
This is a KingMax 1 GB USB flash drive, one of the smaller varieties out there. I got it on eBay for about $10 and there seem to be plenty more available. Above, you can see it in between my fingers and in my computer for scale. The gold pads are just printed pads on a tiny circuit board.
The plastic cover is attached only weakly, by a bit of silicone adhesive, and peels off fairly easily to expose the bare printed circuit board of the flash drive. Not too much to it, really.
Next we need a victim USB cable. I started with this new $1.50 USB "A-B" cable. Looking at the end that we'll be cutting up, you might notice a neat injection molding seam that runs around the edge. Using a sharp hobby knife, cut neatly along that seam. Cutting there actually provides some camouflage for you: Since we expect there to be a seam there, it's very hard to notice an additional cut as well. If you really want your seams to be invisible, you might want to use a black USB cable. Cut deeply enough that you actually cut through to the metal shell underneath the rubber, at which point you can start to peel back the rubber parts.
The metal shell underneath the rubber overmolding consists of two of pieces of thin steel that are stamped and folded into place. They are held together by some tabs and slots-- use a small screwdriver to defeat the tabs and you can pull the flap the "lid" piece, so that you can now get at the inside of the metal shell.
With the one piece of the metal shell removed, you have access to the middle parts of the shell where the original USB wires and plastic and metal connections are located. Cut them away with your choice of tools. I found that the hobby knife worked well enough to sever the wires, at which point the remaining plastic parts could be removed pretty easily. What's left is just the metal shell-- ready for us to put our own circuit board in.
Now we can start to test-fit the bare-board USB drive into the metal shell. Seems to fit okay. Still need to fix it in place, though.
One other final detail to take care of: The back side, where the circuit board will be resting, has some metal parts that the back side of the circuit board will be touching-- so we need an insulator there. I had an old piece of clear blue heat-shrink tubing that happened to fit well, but a piece of electrical tape would have done the job too. Once that was added, it all looked safe and still fit together.
To bond everything together and fill all the extra space inside the USB cable end, I use gel-style 5 minute epoxy. Fortunately, five minutes gives you enough time to apply the glue, place the flash drive in place, and put the rubber molded housing back on. Hold the connector firmly-- paying attention to the seams for alignment-- until the epoxy cures, about five more minutes. Last step: Cut the cable as desired. A jagged cut looks different than a clean cut-- take your pick. So that's it-- how to make your own cut-off usb cable flash drive. A few more pictures are available in this flickr photo set. As usual, if you have interesting pictures of our projects to show off, please post them in the Evil Mad Science Auxiliary, http://www.flickr.com/groups/evilmadscience/pool/. Above was taken from my email but originally published [here], even tho all the info is intact today you still might want to visit that site because I surely enjoyed this hack and there might be more there.

Is Windows a virus???

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug

How the Grinch stole christmas [movie]

This is the newer version for the whole family to enjoy.

Watch old version [here], it pops up in full screen so I recomend you right click on the link and select "open in a new window".