I had to post this parody cause it's funny as shirt...

"THE COLLEGEHUMOR SHOW" PREMIERES SUNDAY, FEB. 8TH AT 9:30P/8:30C ON MTV! Watch the trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBzMCQ...

It's a new scripted comedy starring the actual CH staff that brings everything you love about CH to the big(ger) screen.

See more at collegehumor.com/chtv

Category: Comedy

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barenaked chtv collegehumor hilarious ladies one parody week <--- What "they" said! I only say "it's funny as shirt"

Barenaked Ladies "One Week" Parody

Requests???

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I have access to possibly 20,000 albums in digital format and probably over 10,000 vids. I would most likely post any request you would have if it was not offensive, rude or in any exception to my boundaries. "yea, I still have the final say here Bucko!"

Send any request to me via email at FunkingDave@gmail.com or instant message me as Funking_Dave on Yahoo messenger. Include topic in heading or first line of message or hit a permanent ignore, which I will never change the status of.

I do not accept any spam nor do appreciate the use of it so I have a "zero" tolerance level for it, but if you'd like something rare posted chances are I have it and would be happy to share it.

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Bill Gates might not be a complete moron (anymore)

I think I finally might have found some respect for Bill Gates

Gates Makes a Point
Release the hounds! Actually, make that mosquitoes. Bill Gates, co-founder of Microsoft and one of the world's wealthiest people, made headlines this week when he released a cloud of mosquitos at a technology conference. The philanthropist was pointing out the dangers of malaria for the world's poor. "Malaria is spread by mosquitoes. I brought some here," he said. "There is no reason only poor people should be infected." Fortunately for the terrified attendees, the mosquitoes were malaria-free. 'Twas all a rouse. Bill Gates 1, Terrified Minions 0.

That was from this link [here], if you wanna read more.

Christiane F. (Very powerful story!)

I first rented this movie in 1992 because it featured David Bowie and I had been trying to find a copy of the German release of "Heroes". I had no idea how powerful the movie would be, or how close to home it would be for me.

I was so overcome by this film I went back and rented another VCR and bought a blank tape to copy it at a cost of close to $100 back then. It as would be with so many other things that I valued, it was stolen from me by someone who I thought was my best friend at the time (thanx Monti!). I couldn't find or even order another copy of it until I found this one on a blog about her about 4 years ago. I saved it and just found it again. Below I'll post it but more on that later.

The movie is about growing up in the 1970's. It's about the traps, the confusion, the total chaos of the whole scene. It's also about the losses because living that way you would see most of your friends die from it and kill most of yourself (it seemed) before you ever even understood fully what you had gotten into.

Below is Wiki's post on Christiane. I know of many blogs on her and have read many comments on her by people who supposedly know her personally. I'm not going to post any of what I think might just be gossip or slander because I think too highly of her myself. I will however tell you that every time I think of her a part of me asks God to be with her and protect her because she has gone through hell on earth.

Christiane F. (born Christiane Vera Felscherinow on May 20, 1962) is a former heroin addict famous for her contribution to the autobiographical book Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo, and the film based on the book, which describes her struggle with various forms of drug addiction during her teens.

Early life:
Christiane was born in Hamburg, but her family moved to West Berlin when she was a child. They settled in Gropiusstadt, a neighborhood in Neukölln consisting mainly of high-rise concrete apartment blocks where social problems were prevalent. Christiane's father was a violent man who drank heavily and raged at his family, and her parents eventually divorced. When she was 12 years old, she began smoking hashish with a group of friends who were slightly older, at a local youth club. They gradually began experimenting with stronger drugs, such as LSD and various forms of pills, and she ended up trying heroin. By the time she was 14, she was a junkie and prostitute, mainly at the then-largest train station of West Berlin, Bahnhof Zoo. Here she became part of a notorious group of teen aged drug-users and prostitutes (of both sexes).

That above was Wiki's version. The link to their full post is [here].

Christiane F - Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo
"We children from Zoo Station"

This is a decent quality version of it but it's English Subbed and it's in 13 parts. "I can and will send it combined into a single movie per request but in parts like this you can view one while you download the next, it all depends on your preferences"

The best way to view it is to download VLC Media Player for free, download all of the segments and add them to a VLC playlist. Trust me, "This movie is worth all the effort"

Free VLC Media Player Download

Movie part 01
Movie part 02
Movie part 03
Movie part 04
Movie part 05
Movie part 06
Movie part 07
Movie part 08
Movie part 09
Movie part 10
Movie part 11
Movie part 12
Movie part 13

"Life takes from us piece by piece
we shatter in realms but we divide it in dreams.
One moment we stumble, another we count
if blessings be blessing then how do we count the losses?
I'm amazed at this life here though it's all beyond me.
I read of Christiana, but I've seen more so why do I care?
I've seen hundreds of my friends die and more not for these lines,
I'm amazed and confused so because....
I ask...
"is life really this bad?"

"and nothing, no nothing can keep us together,
we can beat this forever & ever & nothing will drive us away, because...
We can be heroes, but just for one day!"

Enjoy...

Black tea, roses & ice cream...

Second song is fantastic!

At Last + Fields of Gold cover by Morvarid

Lay Lady Lay & Laid...

Bob Dylan "Lay lady lay"
Excellent sound quality but not live (sorry)

That's His love life but here's mine!!!

James - Laid (Live)

Do da' shuffle

Boz Scaggs Lido Shuffle
(Feat Jeff & Steve Porcaro)

More particular craziness in particles.

soundlessdawn's YouTube post...

Everything in the universe vibrates and oscillates. Therefore the connecting link between all forms of energy is vibration, sympathetic harmony, and resonance. Dr. Dan Burisch, David Wilcock, and others have discovered that a simply quartz crystal, electricity, and water are all the ingredients needed to create a medium for spontaneous DNA to appear in the vacuum..

Go my bothers into your cocoon.. for there will be a new spectrum of life shining soon.

Every mind effects the other.. and our unification creates this reality around us. However, we are not the only intelligent consciousness in this universe. Our planet Earth, the sun, and all of it's sister stars are very much alive and consciouses.. And they evolve on a macro scale just like the amoeba evolve on a micro scale. 2012 marks the evolution of our world..

The spectral rapture in which our DNA will unravel and unify human beings who are bound by an ancient cosmic prophecy.

Spontaneous DNA, The Rapture, and The Rise to Fourth Density:

Category: Film & Animation

Tags:

David Wilcock Dan Burisch Spontaneous DNA Rapture Hyperdimensional 2012 Crystals Evolution 4th Density Powder

Emotional crystallization:

Kinda off the wall but doesn't surprise me...

Research From Dr. Masaru Emoto, says that human thoughts are directed at water before it is frozen, images of the resulting water crystals will be beautiful or ugly depending upon whether the thoughts were positive or negative. Emoto claims this can be achieved through prayer, music or by attaching written words to a container of water. Since 1999 Emoto has published several volumes of a work titled Messages from Water, which contains photographs of water crystals next to essays and "words of intent".

Positive & Negative Energy Effects on Water Crystals

Good art blog here...

It aint mine but I'm sharin. [here's the link]

CAUTION: Might have some nudity, but I did warn ya!

Princest Diaries

Rikki Kasso

Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan

Ask Questions Later. www.rikkikasso.com

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Hardcover with dust jacket 20cm x 25cm 222 pages signed $150.00

BUY THE BOOK

May 1972 Chicago post

This band is awesome

I think it's about a long damn nigh but here it is...

25 or 6 till 4

Download it [here]
Or just watch it here...



NOTE: Both vids are not the same file. I think the one you can download is better quality.

2 million and 4,000 page views folks

I never thought I'd see this happen I surpassed 2,000,000 page hits since December 6th last year and that's one day short of two months. I checked my cache. I have only had 637 page views registered from my domain.

This means that this has beat almost everyone else out there and I thank you all.

Because of this I will take this to the next step. I'd like a few moderators and others to help with the content.

I'm moving this to a site and trying to make this quite a bit larger and offer more in the way of content. I plan a chat room and a radio show feed, possibly some sort of music vid feed. I will seek sponsorship for it and anyone working with me would receive a fair shake of any financial gains for their efforts.

You can email me at FunkingDave@gmail.com for arrangements, details and specs on my plan. My decision has been made and I am going to accomplish this, the only difference that you could make is that you could help make this a better project by adding your own style and by giving this a more varied viewpoint for others to enjoy.

Howie Day

Collide

Download [here]
Play it below!

(2nd try) "Other Hoople post.

Ralphs & Rodgers then and now

Same song, same singer. Hear the difference in confidence in the vocals.

Mott version...
Download file [here].

Bad co. version...
Download file [here].

Anyway to clear things up...

Only reason I hate seeing my mother on this post is I miss her more than enough. I don't need more.

Blues version

This is my version of this song which I have based around the Blind Willie Johnson Version. JMT is a blues musician from Perth Australia. He plays, resonator, slide, electric and acoustic guitars.

In my time of dieing

I "HATE" seeing my mother on this page

I only posted this to move her vid down into the archives list.

"Sorry folks!"

Midnight Oil

"Out where the river broke
The bloodwood and the desert oak
Holden wrecks and boiling diesels
Steam in forty five degrees

The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back

How can we dance when our earth is turning
How do we sleep while our beds are burning
How can we dance when our earth is turning
How do we sleep while our beds are burning

The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent, now
To pay our share

The fire will scare the cockatoos
From Kintore East to Yuendemu
The western desert lives and breathes
In forty five degrees

The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back

How can we dance when our earth is turning
How do we sleep while our beds are burning
How can we dance when our earth is turning
How do we sleep while our beds are burning

The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent, now
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
we'r gonna give it back

How can we dance when our earth is turning
How do we sleep while our beds are burning"

"Font color messed up again" <--- "oops!!!"

Beds are burning

Download song [here]

Mister Muddy Waters Folks

Muddy Waters,,,

I saw this guy live at the Blues Festival, talk about a great performer. Man he was great!

Mustang Sally

Download this song [here]

NOTE: If song skips on player (it does on mine), download it and it'll play fine. I just tested it and is good file.

Andy Pratt (Classic)

Andy Pratt (born Andrew S. Pratt) is an American rock music singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. In the 1970s, he made a number of experimental records that were appreciated by small audiences, and scored a commercial hit with "Avenging Annie".

After words of praise from Rolling Stone magazine ("By reviving the dream of rock as an art and then re-inventing it, Pratt has forever changed the face of rock"), he tried a more commercial approach. Having converted to Christianity and settled in the Netherlands in 1987, he continued to make records and perform at big Christian pop music festivals.

Pratt returned to Boston after an absence of 13 years in 2004. The continually-prolific Pratt has been trying to make a comeback with a new band as well as solo appearances at regional festivals (such as South By Southwest in 2006). Despite his reputation as a one-hit wonder of the 1970s, Pratt has released twenty studio albums as of mid-2006.

More from Wiki's site [here]

Andy Pratt "Avenging Annie"

Download song [here]

Juliannes Post

My sister made this vid. I'm posting it more for her to be able to share than any other reason.
It features my Mother, my Mothers mother, some of her sisters, my Father, my Grandmother too and my Aunt Ruthie.

Most of them are dead now so this vid isn't too pleasant for me. I had this vid more than a couple years before I ever watched it in it's entirety.

Amazing Grace

It is still nice, "Thank you Julieanne for the vid, I loves ya Hon"

Creams Farewell Concert (Full)

Funny but Clapton released his "Slowhand" album in 1976 and by the time this concert was done he was well out and on his own. Still I love Cream anyway, so enjoy...

Creams Farewell Concert (1977)

My own private recipe for tater soup

Makin it right now so figured I'd post it fer ya'll.
Please bear with me cause I aint no recipe writer.

The stuff you'll need:

Two full fryer chickens from the market (more on that later)
about 5 pounds taters (half can be red or new but 1/2 needs to be Russet or Idaho bakers taters)
Three large onions (sweet onions are better)
About 4 pounds large carrots
2 tablespoons crushed garlic or three large fresh cloves
Meat.. (About 5 pounds pork shoulder, pork loin, pork chops or ham, read notes below)
One large bunch celery
A couple bunches green onions or scallions (dependin on where you live and what the name is they're callin em there right now)
8 or so plum tomatoes or a box cherry tomatoes
2 tablespoons butter
1 pound fresh mushrooms

Method:

You need about a gallon or more chicken broth when finished (Your working times and efforts influence this greatly, faster work means less boils down). To get the chicken broth either you go to the store and pay $1.19 each for a 15.5 ounce can or you cut up yer own chickens and make yer own because it's over $17.00 to buy it in a can and close to $12 to make the same amount on yer own.

Assuming yer gonna make yer own, you would cut up the chickens. Separate the wings, drumsticks, thighs and with a nice sharp knife remove the breasts. Skin the breasts and thighs, but save the skin. Put the shell of the two chickens in a large pot with the thighs, drumsticks, wings and skin to boil. After reaching a hard boil for about 12 minutes remove remove the thighs, drumsticks and wings and package for the freezer or in the fridge later for a snack with barbecue sauce on a grill or in the oven. Add the four breasts to the boiling water for chicken lunch meat and cook till still firm for slicing but cooked thoroughly or just freeze them for another meal.

By now you should have noticed that you have about $16 or more in well trimmed, fat free chicken breast, more than $17 worth of healthy broth with no chemical additives and a huge plate of thighs, wings and drumsticks worth well close to $8 and that's at least $41 worth of product for about $12 out of pocket.

Cook, strain and cool the broth. If you have a gravy separator then use it to separate all of the fat from the broth. If not then use a ladle or a small cup to remove the floating fats, then set aside.

Peel and wash your carrots. Cut each to a length comparable to that of your kitchen knife. Slice the rounded side of the carrot off then roll onto the flat side and do the same. Continue doing this until you have a square carrot with 4 long slabs cut off from the sides. Set the square section aside and mince the slabs as finely as you can and place the product into a bowl. Do the same with all of the carrots.

Take one of the large onions and peel it then mince it as finely as you possibly can, then add the crushed garlic to it or peel and crush your fresh cloves and add as you would have the minced stuff instead.

Cube the tomatoes and strain the excessive liquids over and into the chicken broth (You want them almost firm & dry for later)

In a heavy skillet put about a tablespoon of your butter in and set to mild heat and let it get fully to temp, but not burn. First add the onions with the garlic mixture and saute a bit till it's all softening or translucent. Now cover with the minced carrots (this will be a sweetener and add beautiful color), cook slowly & gently stirring to prevent from burning, chop it as you go because you are going to make that a broth.

Now take the russet potatoes or the bakers and peel them and wash them ( you want at least two and a half pounds here "after" peeling), slice them as thin as possible and to prevent them from browning put them into the bowl of chicken broth.

Now your onions and carrots are very soft so mash and whisk them until they are a fine blend, (if they need to be cooked more then add some broth and cook them more but do not add them to a food processor because that would ruin this, they need to cook all the way down!)

With a straining spoon add the potatoes and just barely cover with the broth and set to simmer. Stir it to prevent burning every few minutes.

Wash and rinse the mushrooms, set them to dry stem down. A dish strainer does well for this and they need to dry or if not when you fry them they will boil instead and that frikkin sucks!

Wash and prepare your celery then slice it length-wise and into 3/8th inch cubes, set em aside for a few.

Now cube the square carrots and set aside also.

Do the same with yer second onion.

If you chose ham just trim off all fat and cube it in 3/8ths inch cubes and set aside. If pork then cut out all bone & fat and cube it, then set it aside for a minute.

Cube the mushrooms in the same manner (if they are dry enough)

If using pork heat a skillet on medium-high and add other tablespoon of butter and speed cook it like a madman, while pork is barely still pink add mushrooms and cook till they sweat out moisture. Remove from heat & place in a large cool bowl.

If no pork but ham instead heat butter in pan on high and stir-fry the mushrooms, place in bowl and set aside.

Now wash and peel (if needed) the rest of the taters and then cube to 3/8th inch cubes also and set aside.

If using ham heat the rest of the broth to boil, add about two tablespoons salt and in a rolling boil add the ham and blanch about one minute. If using pork do the same to soften it and then with a straining spoon remove and return to a bowl.

Now Blanche the celery in the same manner but this time 90 seconds and return to the bowl, same for the carrots and for potatoes, (make sure you cook the potatoes last because of the starch they contain). The onions you only blanch until they turn a crisp white, set them off with the rest too.

Go back to first pan and whip the potatoes into the other stuff till smoothe and add that mixture to the broth you cooked veggies in, whisk it again and add the stuff from the bowl. You might want to add salt or pepper but don't yet.

Bring this "almost" to a boil and remove from heat.

Now to finish you add three cups of that to a new pan with one to one and a half cups milk. Now you can add salt & pepper because the salts from the meat will have changed the flavor. Heat it up but never boil it unless you want yer pan ruined and yer kitchen to stink.

Garnish with sprinkles of the last onion sliced fine or cubed, scallions sliced thin and the tomato. You do not cook the tomato, it's just going to warm up in the soup and look sexy.

Note: This version is (if done right) ultra low fat and easy on yer belly to digest.

P' Floyd & the wizard of Oz

I can't believe haven't posted this yet but here it is.

Pink Floyd -The dark side of Oz

Homey don't play that game!

Homey D' Clown

Slightly NSFW randition of NIN's Closer

This used to be called "Me singing Closer" when I first got it about 5 years ago, now it's called "The Playback Girl - Doing NIN". I'm not sure what they gonna call it next week but it's a good jam and she makes me smile with her enthusiasm...

PG-13 version of a woman singing to Nine Inch Nails "Closer"
Slightly NSFW, no real adult content but highly suggestive content.

A 1969 Flash-Back.

Lulu - Boom Bang A Bang - 1969

She believes in me

A better version (I think)

Ronan Keating - She Believes (In Me)

Myster Baba the Rasta President

This is a pretty good vid but a little too heavy in content for this blog. It's an ode to a woman's body and NSFW content.

Here is a link to it if you'd like to see it though ---> [Link]

Maria Timm's stuff....

Cowgirl's cowboy Rap (I think).

Maria Timm - Dirty Place

Vid is nice but she never mentioned a broke down pick-up truck, no one got divorced and there aint no comment on a dawg. Still I know it's country cause I can tell by the way she moves.

I wonder if she's gonna start a movement in cowboy music.
What's next, country gangsta rap???

"I took old Lee fer a ride on my old combine
busted him up with my Colt 45
dragged him down yonder in the muddy ditch
stoled his belt buckle an beat him with it

Now Lee aint smarter as he was before
still he learned a lesson bout a'messin with us boys!
ya'll come into our town then you best know this
we hang em, bang em, beat em and that's how it's done

So don't go messin with us ranchers down in Shanty Town..."

I hope I never live to see that day!

The kid does her homework...

I just to post this one from strangecosmos.com, link to that specific page is here.

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CHILD'S HOMEWORK BEFORE IT GETS TURNED IN!

Always Check Your Child’s Homework Before it Gets Turned In

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

LOL, I'd comment but I'm still laughin....

More Reality from Reality.com

Another Reality.com post, link is at the bottom so enjoy.

1. If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink.

2. Green Catastrophe: If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

3. Reality Shatter: Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, many if not all of the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you may only see a green dot rotating.

"What does this tell us about the nature of reality? There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear. If our brains are so easily fooled, what aspects of reality are we missing?"

If you like stories like this, Reality Carnival has many more.

National Geographic post on climate change.

Global warming, climate changes, evolution or re-evolution?

Could Just One Degree Change the World?

If the world warms by four degrees oceans will rise and glaciers will disappear, cutting off fresh water to billions. Six Degrees Could Change the World...

4 Degrees Warmer: Great Cities Wash Away

How would the Earth react if people suddenly disappeared? The long-term effects are explored here. Aftermath;

Aftermath: Cities Crumble