Redneck humor from Jeri...

Redneck Yard Swing


A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to hos widow.
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.


How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink,and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.


Redneck Garden




Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Redneck Limo



Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records






Who invented the toothbrush ?

A Redneck.

(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)



Redneck Time Out.



Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


Redneck Weenie Roast



A new Redneck law was just recently passed.


When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.



Redneck Wheelchair




Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . .. . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.


A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)



A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D. ?

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?

A Redneck Christmas Sleigh


That's all folks!

Thanx Jeri
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"Wake up, America! We're on the brink of a financial meltdown." I.O.U.S.A.

"Wake up, America! We're on the brink of a financial meltdown. I.O.U.S.A. boldly examines the rapidly growing national debt and its consequences for the United States and its citizens. Burdened with an ever-expanding government and military, increased international competition, overextended entitlement programs, and debts to foreign countries that are becoming impossible to honor, America must mend its spendthrift ways or face an economic disaster of epic proportions."



I can't add anything to this except to state that you really need to get a better grip on the reality of this situation.

Adela Merima (I think)

adelamerima <--- sings The last rose of summer.

Some comments on her:

chorister51: Love your voice and you look beautiful.

XLoveNeverLastsX : where did you get the score to this song from? (or does anybody else know where to get one? thanx!! ) Sheet music link here for you ---> [HERE]

jimmygrondahl : Virgin Steele

kunya16 : Wow, your pretty good! (actually awesome)

Kasperfern : Best i've heard is Hayley Westenra, but you were ok
XD

XxRazzleFrazzleXx : this is really good! a little more vibrato than i would've like for my taste but your really really good over all!

chiLLixchya : wow your amazing~!

swanningaround : That was really nice. You can see from the other comments that others really liked your version too. I enjoyed it. Thank you.

djdivider : hej. ohhh jeah this is beautiful!

tigerbumm100 : This is absolutely beautiful, well done! I sing this song too, but not nearly as well as you do. Congratulations, and many, many thanks for sharing it with us.

My comment : YouTube wont let me comment on there anymore because I posted a few hundred copyrighted songs a couple years ago, so I'll just post comment here.
The song was done using nothing but natural beauty and talent. It's all good but sometimes refreshing just to hear a song done simple and not have to be distracted with a stage act.
Thank You for sharing that with us.

Bonus,,, Glitter and be gay.

Congresswoman WhatserName stands up with proposition HR7652

Yea, I got really mad when I paid over #37 for botox injections so I'd look like I had 6-pack abs but left there looking like a hairless cow with 6 tits.

You fix it for us Baby. You know I'm behind you 100%...

you stand defined by your stupidity, as do I...

This is the one I was telling you about Barb.

Enjoy Hon,,,

Stupid & fun & Canadian & stupid but fun and Canadians need to learn how to Party!!!

But it was fun, I think...

Focus "Hocus Pocus"

A true classic...

What I love about this song is it connects well with the insanity inside my head.

COLDPLAY - Yellow - with LYRICS (nice)

I love this song!

Brian Jones version - Paint it black

This is the version I was trying to post a while back in January [here] but couldn't find it.

No more stinking excuses for you Buddy!

A fantastic scientific breakthrough.

Imagine having the freedom to toot anywhere at anytime without gettin busted for it?

Imagine this one too, You just jacked a truckload of lobsters, now cops know it aint gonna be hard to smell out a greasy little McDonald's french fry cook walkin around smelling like he's covered in $45 a pound lobster tail. With this you A-Spray first, then you jack the truck. Cop asks you anything you reply "What's up with that Bozo? Are youse guys racial profilin me again? What you want for me to do, you want me to break yer grandfathers legs? Is that what you want, is it? is it? Geat outta here, your stinkin up my turf an whipe yer feet on they way out or I'll have you charged for stealin, you moron!"

Sounds like a plan, don't it? I want you should gimme 25 pounds of lobster for the idea and one of them extra bottles of A-Spray

[Movie] The Forbidden Zone "Temp. Post"

Forbidden Zone is a 1980, a musical comedy film and a little too adult in content for here .... blaa-blaa-blaa,,,

I moved it to another blog that allows more mature content. The link is [HERE]

NO Kids allowed on that site ever!

Beautiful Japanese Dance

I don't understand Japanese art or music, but that only adds to the beauty of it. I love all forms of art, some more than others, still every expression pleasing or displeasing is an opening meant to be viewed.

Even a bird sings, they also decorate and look for pleasing colors. I'm sure every living thing does that too. It's just that they might not want to share the experiences with you or possibly you are unable to even hear those frequencies.

Below is a dance set in a dream-scape. I have no idea what it's about except to me it is pleasing to watch and the sounds of the music is very charming.



If you know the name of this piece please tell me.

Nah, I just figgered it out...

It's about strawberries...bees, flies, a one-eyed fatso dummy that wants to eat all the strawberries. This big dummy is also very lazy, he just wants to kill all the bees the easy way with poison. The strawberries see this beginning to happen and they try to defend the bees because They love them. After all it is the bee that pollinates the plants to give them life. Now big dummy is getting very angry and begins picking some and washing them in a bath so he can eat them. Two are in the tub cleaned off and naked ready to be rinsed so they can be cooked in a cake when the bees come inside and see this. The strawberries become ashamed that they should be seen naked and being prepared to be eaten by the bees that they love so much. The bees report back to the rest of the strawberries about what the cook really has planned and t6heir friendship strengthens.

In the end through all the efforts and naive concerns only the ants get to eat!

There are 100's more references made. The foolishness of man kind not to accept the balances of nature. The willingness of the plants and bees along with other insects to work with nature and the need for better understandings about the things that nature (God) has given us, because if we don't there will not be anymore left pretty soon.

I like this story and see that it is very educational.

I just had to put up some more Dating Game posts.

I never knew these were out there. I thought The Dating Game was only a bunch of mousy looking Librarians and Dorks with "issues" LOL I shoulda given it a chance but I didn't. Every time they watched it at home I'd go to the beach and steal beers from the older teens.

Michael Jackson:



Andy Kaufman:



Suzanne Somers:



John Ritter:

Farrah Fawcett on The Dating Game in 1969

This is a must see...

John Lennon-Stand By Me

Thanks Miss Lady Sasha for the suggestion Hon'


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Wizard of Oz (Alternate Ending)

FAHNMWYOYMOYGOETBICHTSAISSCIDWHYDSSO,GI?GI?G!!!

Wanna know what that means? I bet you do wanna know but you don't. I know what it means cause I'm cool, I'm even coolerin you (IECTY), yea I'm like that. Now yer startin to get yerself a little cool, a little Funkay. Aint that great to feel that coolness comin down on ya??

Look I'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna tell you what "FAHNMWYOYMOYGOETBICHTSAISSCIDWHYDSSO,GI?GI?G!!!" means just once cause yer startin to show some Funktential here. Pay attention tho cause I aint gonna say this twice.

It means ---> "Funny As Hell No Matter What You,Or Your Mother Or Your Grandmother Or Even That Blonde In Canada Has To Say About It So Shaddup Cause I Don't Wanna Hear Yer Damn Stupid Stankin Opinion, Get It? Got It? Good!!!",
aiight? Aiight is cool for alright in case ya didn't know

Now, the real ending of Wizard of Oz...

Vicki Sue Robinson,

Early Life and Career

Born in Harlem, New York, her father was African-American Shakespearean actor, Bill Robinson, and her mother Marianne was a folk singer billed as Jolly Robinson. Vicki Sue Robinson spent most of her early years being raised in Philadelphia returning with her family to New York City when she was ten. She had given her first public performance in 1960 at the age of six, when she accompanied her mother on stage at the Philadelphia Folk Festival. Ten years later, at the age of sixteen, Robinson made her professional performing debut when she joined the Broadway cast of the musical Hair. Robinson remained with Hair for six weeks moving to a new Broadway production Soon, whose cast included Peter Allen, Barry Bostwick, Nell Carter and Richard Gere.

After the show's short run Robinson appeared in the off-Broadway play Long Time Coming, Long Time Gone in which she and Richard Gere played Mimi and Richard Farina. New York magazine opined Robinson "sings with gentle power, accompanying herself on guitar and dulcimer, and moves with astounding confidence." [1]

Robinson also had bit parts in the films Going Home (1971) and To Find A Man (1972). After a sojourn in Japan Robinson returned to Broadway in 1973 joining the cast of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Robinson made her recording debut as one of several Hair veterans invited to sing background on Todd Rundgren's Something, Anything album released in 1972. In 1973 she spent time in Japan with Itsuro Shimoda with whom she did session work on his album Love Songs and Lamentations and toured nationally.

Turn the Beat Around

In 1975 Robinson was providing vocals at a New York recording session for the album Many Sunny Places by Scott Fagan a singer she'd performed with in Greenwich Village clubs. Warren Schatz, a producer/engineer affiliated with RCA was struck by Robinson's voice and saw her potential as a disco-oriented artist. Schatz invited Robinson to cut some demos including a remake of the Foundations' "Baby Now That I've Found You" which became Robinson's first solo release. Despite that track's failure, RCA green-lit Schatz's producing Robinson's debut album Never Gonna Let You Go. The title cut - a Schatz original - became a #10 disco hit but another album track: "Turn the Beat Around" began to build "buzz" and was expediently released as a single: topping the disco charts on March 20 1976 "Turn the Beat Around" broke on Top 40 radio in Boston in May almost immediately topping the charts there. Despite failure to crack the major markets of New York City and Los Angeles "Turn the Beat Around" reached the U.S. Top 10 in August, overall spending some six months on the Billboard Hot 100 and propelling the Never Gonna Let You Go album to #49. "Turn the Beat Around" would chart internationally reaching #14 in Canada [2], #44 in France [3], #11 in the Netherlands and #12 in South Africa. The track would earn Robinson a nomination for a Grammy Award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance.

Note: Above was taken from Wiki's site [here].

To Sir with Love
(beefed up a little)


Turn the beat around...

Steely Dan is featured tonight...

This band invented it's own style. When I first heard them in the early 1970's I tried hard not to like them because I hadn't yet figured them out. I'm glad I lost that fight because now over the years their music has relaxed me, given me many a smile and helped me get a kiss from a date outside at night under the stars.

Before I go on to the newer posts here are some of my earlier, the titles of the post are links to those posts also. My second post ever on this blog was called "Bhodisatva" It has many different spelling to the name like "Bodhisattva or Bhodisatva", but they all mean the same thing. It is a fantastic dance done entirely by deaf people and I don't care who you are or what your sge is, if you watch it it will blow you away.

The oher previous post is called "Black Cow". I like the way he dumps her in that song. I think he autta get back with her an dump her again an make another good song like that one from the experience. He could even call it "Big black cow pt 2". Good idea, right???

Peg...


Reelin In The Years...


Do it again...
(as always "best for last")

Ugly Kid Joe, I hate everything about you.

I laughed my ass off ever time I heard it when it first came out.

Thanx Bro for turning me onto some great shit.

Love "Bigger Dave..."

An aristc visual mix on Badfingers Day after day..