Saturday, January 24, 2009

Aerosmith story & post

I first saw Aerosmith live in Boston on Huntington Ave. In I think April of 1973 or 74. I had gone to see an Alice Cooper concert at The Boston Gardens. My mother thought Alice was a female singer (LOL). I was supposed to go with my older cousins and some older guys. I was 12 or 13 then but I convinced my mother to drop me off there to meet them. I don't think they ever showed. Bonanza Bus Lines was my only way for a ride home that night, but they stopped running at midnight, before the concert ended. So now here I am just a kid leaving with 15 or 20,000 other kids from a concert stadium after 1:00am and nowhere to go.

What do I do?

Smartest Idea I could come up with was go to the 99 cent all night XXX movie theater in The Combat Zone just to get out of the cold and sleep till Bonanza was running again in the morning. But,,, I didn't get any rest in there. Other people from the concert went there too and they had good drugs. I bought first black (opium laced) hash and then smoked it and then Amie Poppers (Amiel Nitrate) in a 1/2 ounce bottle and the combo hyped me up, so I walked.

I was on Huntington Ave about 3:30 in the morning when in a dorm house, up on 4th floor I see a guy sitting half in and half outside a window, with a 20 oz keg cup of beer and hear great music. I yell up begging for a beer. He tells me "c'mon up" Now I'm in the middle of a college keg party and it was great.

We killed the keg shortly after 6:00am but it was ok because it was one of those fantastic first spring day mornings.

By 7:00 we were all out in the parking lot playing Frisbee, others joined us and I estimate we were about fifty counted with at least ten Frisbee's and at least ten joints going around at any given moment between us. Everyone had their radio's tuned to WBRU (Boston Universities Radio Station) & music filled the air.

I paused a few times thinking that no life could have ever been better than mine at that moment untill...

WOW! This shit-heap old bluish van pulled in and parked. These crazy bastards opened the back doors and three guys jumped out holding Pig-Nosed Amplifiers and guitars. Drums already set up at the back of the van facing out and it was Fukkin Aerosmith. In under two minutes them boys was jammin!

It was crazy. They played until campus security and police chased them off.

My friend Donna became a groupy for them. I honestly didn't remember the name of the punks in the van (being whacked out on Amie, hash, opium, Acapulco gold, beer and whatever else I could get my hands on), she kept Aerosmithin' this and Aerosmithin' that and my opinion was "Shut the fuck up Donna already. Nobody cares about yer wet panties and yer freaked-out school-girl crush bitch!", that was until I saw them again and said "Hey, that was them! WOW!"

In an interview Steven Tyler said "I have to play and I have to sing. Even if I never get payed I'll still do it because that's me and it's what I am". Then he went on to say he got his start playing (crashing in on) college parking lots for free.

Sorry story was so long but it's true. Sorry I don't exactly remember what year but truth is even at age 11 I thought I was 20 so some of those times I got caught up in my own version of reality and forgot where I was.

Last Point: I've been 100% drug free for over 15 years now but don't regret my dance with the drug. Just out grew it, that's all.



Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion





June 1995 Aerosmith Mama Kin Club Boston
(Not a music vid but a Boston club preview)





Walk this way (Punked up version),
Dream on & Back in the saddle again,


Chaka Khan is beautiful!

Rufus & Chaka Khan - Tell Me Somethin' Good




Chaka Khan - Playing the Drums (1976)
(Almost Jazz, very nice!)




The Chaka Khan and Rosie O'Donnell Drum Battle

Sorry, but only link to it [here].

Pedophile music of the 60's and early 70's

This is bad and it's a post that I don't want to make but I have a lot of resentment and hatred for the 1960's and early 1970's attitudes and influential teachings.

I have read many books on psychology on many era's dating back to the early 1500's. The mid 1950's through out the early 1970's were in my opinion the worst the world has ever seen. I was born in 1961 so I only experienced the last 1/2 of that bunch of shit.

Some have declared that generation (not the students or the children but the 20 to 30-something parents) to have been successful in being the generation that in the end will have ruined society as a whole and it looks like it might be true.

Those parents were drug addicted, child molesting, incestuous, assholes. Fathers sent their sons to war in Vietnam to fight in a worthless war and to kill the guilt they stayed at home watching John Wayne fighting on television so they could "pretend" they were with those children that they chose to send to fight. In those movies the actors were all adult males closer in age to the parents than the actual ages of the teens sent to fight on the real field.

The damn music was pedophile in nature. It was designed to convince young girls and older men that it was the flirtatiousness and flaunting of the 12, 13, 14, 15 & 16 year old girls causing the problem and that the fat old greasy pig-fukker was a victim.

Actually the generations (mine and the one between mine and my parents) were blamed for everything. From the drugs that the adults gave us, to the alcohol they provided for us to the damage they caused us.

I remember being 11 years old and walking highways picking up garbage, wading in rivers cleaning out toxic waste and doing 25 mile walks for a greener and a safer earth. What was wrong with that? It pissed people off and we were stopped with new laws ranging from "Illegal Assembly" to "Gathering without a permit"

The list goes on & on & on & on, I could scream for hours about it and still only make a fool out of myself. Still you live in this world too and with one eye shut and other only half open I'm sure you can see who was wrong in that mess and IT WASN"T US!

Opie and Anthony - O&A Talk Pedophile Songs




The Happenings - "Go Away Little Girl" (1966)
"Funny thing about this song and so many others like it is 100% of the blame is being directed towards the child"




Jerry Lee Lewis "Sweet Little Sixteen"


"Are you still playing the devil's music?" Jerry replied "Yes, I am. But you know it's strange, the same music that they kicked me out of school for is the same kind of music they play in their churches today. The difference is, I know I am playing for the devil and they don't."

"Lewis' turbulent personal life was hidden from the public until a May 1958 British tour where Ray Berry, a news agency reporter at London Airport (the only journalist present), learned about Lewis' third wife, Myra Gale Brown. She was Lewis' first cousin once removed and only 13 years old. (Brown, Lewis, and his management all insisted she was 15.) Lewis was nearly 23 years old. The publicity caused an uproar and the tour was canceled after only three concerts."
Del Shannon * RUN AWAY *



Sorry about my foul language, sorry even more for my deep passionate hatred for those punks!

Mister Ed, lost in space with Jeannie

Mister Ed "The Empty Feed Bag Blues"



Lost in space
(on acid)




Jeannie wants a weanie
WARNING: PG-13 cause it's got the word "penis" in it.

Cornell, Morello, Commerford & Wilk "Audio-Slave"

Audioslave was an American hard rock supergroup that formed in Los Angeles, California in 2001. It consisted of ex-Soundgarden frontman and rhythm guitarist Chris Cornell and the former instrumentalists of Rage Against the Machine: Tom Morello (lead guitar), Tim Commerford (bass and backing vocals) and Brad Wilk (drums). Critics initially described Audioslave as an amalgamation of Rage Against the Machine and Soundgarden,[1] but by the band's second album, Out of Exile, noted that it had established a separate identity.

The band's trademark sound was created by blending 1970s hard rock with 1990s grunge. Moreover, Morello incorporated his well-known, unconventional guitar solos into this mix. As with Rage Against the Machine, the band prided themselves on the fact that all sounds on their albums were produced using only guitar, bass, drums and vocals; no samples were ever used.

After Audioslave released three successful albums, received three Grammy nominations, and became the first American rock band to perform an open-air concert in Cuba, Cornell issued a statement in February 2007 that he was permanently leaving the band "due to irresolvable personality conflicts as well as musical differences". As the other three members were busy with the Rage Against the Machine reunion, and Morello and Cornell had each released solo albums in 2007, Audioslave was officially disbanded.

The above was from Wiki's page located [here], my only comment is "enjoy, because these guys are great!".

Some kick-ass blues guitar in this one, singin is top notch too...

Audioslave - Like a Stone




Rage Against The Machine - Killing in the name of...


Remember Waco???


Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun


Mister Rod Stewart

The man can sing!

You ever wanna get a beautiful woman to snuggle up tight and give up the kisses you can increase yer chances 9 fold by playin some of this music nice and soft.

LOL, I got 6 or 7 kids so I know it worked for me.

With The Faces - You Wear It Well




Maggie May




Tonight's The Night

Amazing fruit sculptures...

Sorry but no tutorial here, just some good idea's.

"Carved watermelon, melon, pumpkin and more. A state of the art!
Melancias, melões, abóboras e outras frutas esculpidas. São verdadeiras obras de arte!"

Fruit Carving - Fruit Sculptures - Esculturas em Fruta

Professional quality wall repair tip

This guy made a pretty good tutorial, still I recommend the use of a few screws (especially) if the repair is anything larger than or equal to the size of an electrical wall outlet.

When I save most all of my scrap paneling or lauan for use when doing this. I rip all of my scraps to 3" width and average 10 to 12" lengths and store them in my work bucket. I use these rather than pine strips because you can cut them to length with a drywall knife onsite without making a mess. I then cut the strips 3"s longer than the hole and screw both the top and bottom against the back of the repair through the existing sheetrock, I add a screw to the side if needed also, then I do the same to the other side. This gives me a firm backing support for my repair along with a way to attach 2 to 4 (or more) screws to my pocket patch to secure it more firmly.

Then I proceed exactly in the same manner as the video using (Sheetrock brand) Easy Sand 20 for my repairs. This reduces setting time and can cut a day or two off finishing time and can be mixed in very small batches using a paint stick for mixing & water for clean up. A damp sponge instead of sandpaper will eliminate virtually all dust and with practice give as good if not better results for small repairs.

"Easily Repair Damaged Walls Yourself With This Trick
Repair damaged Sheetrock yourself without the need of screws, nails, tape, wood or any backing material. A scrap piece of drywall and some compound will be all you need."


How to make a "Pocket patch"
(or, how to repair a wall)

Drawing: A lesson, a tutorial and a documentary

This post I made is mainly for my daughter Angela. She loves to draw and paint.

I hope you enjoy it too...

"Artist Merrill Kazanjian breaks down the process of drawing from a photograph and simplifies it in to three steps. A time lapse demonstration is done at the end. Kazanjian's videotaped himself drawing a pencil portrait over the course of an hour. Kazanjian narrates as the hour-long drawing is sped up in to three fact filled minutes. It is a great video to see if you want to impove your portrait drawing skills. This video covers, contour drawing, drawing from observation, crosshatching, tones, breaking drawings in to shapes to simplify the drawing process and drawing the features of the human face. It is an instructional, traditional drawing, video. For more drawing tips from Merrill Kazanjian or to see his art, contact him through his website; merrillk.com"

Learning Portrait Drawing in 5 Minutes




How to draw realistic eyes.
(A photoshop tutorial)



Tools :
Adobe Photoshop
CamStudio
Wacom Tablet

Music:
The Quintet Of The Hot Club De France (Django Reinhardt and Stéphane Grappelli)
- Them there eyes
- Stompin' At Decca (1938)

The secret of drawing.
(Daniel Clowes, a BBC Documentary)

Couple good ones from Nazereth

The first one is remarkably deep, second one is common material, both are good.

Enjoy!

Please don't Judas me




Beggar's Day

Friday, January 23, 2009

Cooking tips from Cooking tips from Hott Doll

Here's a recipe fer ya...

Hot Doll !!
Chocolate chip stuff here

"America is a beautiful place. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans, the girls across this gorgeous, sexy country celebrate the holiday with a dancing tribute to this great country. Happy Birthday America! in order of appearance http://www.youtube.com/xgobobeanx http://www.youtube.com/olgakay http://www.youtube.com/BeanerLaRue http://www.youtube.com/Lilylulay http://www.youtube.com/annspade music used with permission http://uk.youtube.com/petertoh" <--- taken with vid from page vid was on with the text above that I took from when I snagged the vid "Or something like that. Plus girl at 3 minutes into vid is wearin a Slut shirt and I always try to support our American Sluts in any way possible"

NOTE: Vid is kinda lame, music could score a 3 on a scale of 10 but I think someone might like it enough to waste a few minutes on it.

Girls United - Independence Dance

These guys are mocking everyone

I gotta learn me how to speak Germanian, but first I'm gonna try to learn me how to speak English, still I wanna know what the dumb-asses are sayin.

Germany music video

Real dance this time folks...

Sorry about trickin you with last post but I'm still laughin my ass off at that vid so I figured you'd like it anyway.

(This is better watched full screen)

Great belly dance

Dance experience,,, Huh?

The Bimbo's: So you thinks you can dance with the stars?

Elvis Presley

I really don't like posting music so common as this but this song I might even post three times more before I'm done with this blog or site.

(BTW. I'm moving all of this over to a web-site soon)

Elvis Presley - In The Ghetto




Had to post this one with the nother one cause one and the nother goes with the other nother "If you know what I mean"

Elvis Presley Suspicious Mind

Moody Blues Classic!

This has to be one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever written!

the Moody blues-nights in white satin
(HQ SOUND)

Le Temps Des Fleurs

Beautiful in French too...

Sandie Shaw - Those were the days - 1968
(French version)

A "not so nice" version of Sweet Dreams

This is death metal type music...

Duration: 04:31Recorded: 29 September 2008Location: Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada

"Led by the demonic vocal assault of front woman Ipek, Wykked Wytch is a female-fronted extreme metal band hailing from South Florida. The band blends a unique mixture of black, death, thrash metal with melody, technicality, and aggression to create their own signature sound which has gained them a strong cult following throughout the world.

In 2007 Wykked Wytch completed the album "Memories Of A Dying Whore". The album was mixed by Eric Rachel at Trax East Studios in NJ and mastered by Alan Douches at West West Side Studios in NY.

After much delay "Memories Of A Dying Whore" was released upon the masses at the beginning of 2008 through Perish Music Group. Since its release the album has been receiving worldwide praise from the metal community."

Wykked Wytch "Sweet Dreams"
(Uncensored cover version)

Just strange enough for me

This guy is twisted like a pretzel made of barbed wire, but He is definitely an artist.

Marilyn Manson - Disposable Teens (Uncensored)

Lily Allen "Kinda cute"

Lily Allen "The Fear"



What'd she say, "Forget about guns and forget ammunition because I'm killing them all on my only omission"?


Lily Allen "Smile"



That woman's got a way with fu**ing words, don't she?

Moby Post...

Moby - Ooh Yeah
(Real name of song is "Sexy redhead pizza boy, ooh~yea!", ok?)





Moby - Porcelain




MOBY - "Alice"

#172 on my list of Bowies best songs

I think almost everything this man did was great!

David Bowie - Sorrow

I ever mention I love dance?

This one is simply sweet...

Yanni - The mermaid out of silence

Punk-assed, drug induced purple haired freaked-out hippy biatches!

I'm your favorite drug _ Porcelain and the tramps

Art/Music - Planets vid

OrtzRoka Planets
(46.87 mb stream. High Definition Version, might load slow but it opts for lower depth version too...)



"NEW MUSIC VIDEO FROM UNSIGNED ELECTRONIC OUTFIT ORTZROKA"

Directed by Dan Lowe
Partizan Films

"Heralded by the dance press and influential media (Fluokids, Channel 4 Music, Popjustice), OrtzRoka have received huge support from a whole bunch of musician and DJ folk - Busy P, New Young Pony Club, Laurent Garnier, Erol Alkan, Justin Robertson, Ewan Pearson, Prins Thomas, Rob Da Bank, People Are Germs and Ivan Smagghe.

OrtzRoka recently supported Midnight Juggernauts and Pin Me Down (Bloc Partyfs Russell Lissackfs new band), performed DJ sets at Vice, Apocalypso and Magazine Club, and have been tipped by DJ Magazine as artists to most likely have Major Impact in 2008Œ alongside Booka Shade, Moby and Deadmau5.

As if that wasnft enough, their remixes for Simian Mobile Disco, NME faves Peter, Bjorn & John, Robyn, Bloc Party, and Robyn have afforded them the kind of acclaim that most young artists can only dream of. Planets was directed by Dan Lowe (Partizan Films).

Dan Lowe is part of the of the collective of creative friends who go under the name of team STUSH. Dan was nominated a Best New Director at the CAD Music Video Awards in 2007."

Funk's Franco Lessons 1101

Bruna Giraldi Soleil De Minuit
"Version française de A whiter shade of pale de Procol Harum"



In English her lyrics translate to "And I love you Funking David, you are the man who stole my dreams", I think...

Finland's finlandic Rock scene

Finland en-us-Finland.ogg /ˈfɪnlənd/ (help·info), officially the Republic of Finland[1] (Suomi_Finland.ogg Finnish: Suomi; Swedish: Finland (help·info)), is a Nordic country situated in the Fennoscandian region of northern Europe. It borders Sweden on the west, Russia on the east, and Norway on the north, while Estonia lies to its south across the Gulf of Finland. The capital city is Helsinki. Republic of Finland.

Government Semi-presidential republic
- President Tarja Halonen (sd)
- Prime Minister Matti Vanhanen (c)
- Parliament's speaker Sauli Niinistö (nc)
Independence from Russian Empire
- Autonomy March 29, 1809
- Declared December 6, 1917
- Recognised January 4, 1918
EU accession January 1, 1995
Area
- Total 338,145 km2 (64th)
130,558 sq mi
- Water (%) 10
Population
- 2008 estimate 5,327,490[2] (111th)
- 2000 census 5,155,000
- Density 16/km2 (201th)
40/sq mi
GDP (PPP) 2007 estimate
- Total $185.853 billion[3] (52nd)
- Per capita $35,349[3] (IMF) (12th)
GDP (nominal) 2007 estimate
- Total $246.350 billion[3] (31st)
- Per capita $46,856[3] (IMF) (9th)
Gini (2000) 26.9 (low)
HDI (2007) ▲ 0.952 (high) (11th)
Currency Euro (€)² (EUR)
Time zone EET (UTC+2)
- Summer (DST) EEST (UTC+3)
Drives on the right
Internet TLD .fi, .ax ³
Calling code 358
1 Semi-presidential system
2 Before 2002: Finnish markka
3 The .eu domain is also used, as it is shared with other European Union member states.
Finland greater arms suggestion 1936 .

Around 5.3 million people reside in Finland, with the majority concentrated in the southern part of the country.[2] It is the eighth largest country in Europe in terms of area and the most sparsely populated country in the European Union. The native language for most of the population is Finnish, a member of the Finno-Ugric language family most closely related to Estonian and Hungarian, and is one of only four official EU languages not of Indo-European origin. The other official language of Finland, Swedish, is the mother tongue of 5.5 percent of the population.[4] Finland is a democratic, parliamentary republic with a mostly Helsinki-based central government and local governments in 348 municipalities.[5] A total of a million residents live in Greater Helsinki (including Helsinki, Espoo and Vantaa) and a third of the country's GDP is produced there. Other major cities include Tampere, Turku, Oulu and Lahti.

Finland was historically a part of Sweden and from 1809 an autonomous Grand Duchy within the Russian Empire. Finland's declaration of independence from Russia in 1917 was followed by a civil war, wars against the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany, and a period of official neutrality during the Cold War. Finland joined the United Nations in 1955 and the European Union in 1995 and participates in the Eurozone. Finland has been ranked the second most stable country in the world, in a survey based on social, economic, political, and military indicators.[6]

I took that B.S. above from Wiki, [here is the link] if yer into readin Helsinki.

Anyway Finland is also the home of some strange bad-assed Christian (I think), freaked out, uggly some'an'a-bitches who made this vid that eventually made it's way to me fer me to share with you.

Don't puke it all up at once...

Lordi - Hard Rock Halleluja (eurovision)

Hard Rock Post...

I don't like posting this kinda stuff. Only because it's so common it has already lost it's value as art form. I am however posting it tonight because the first one by Zep is not a common release & that gives it exception to the rule.

Led Zeppelin - What Is And What Should Never Be




Exceptional quality in this one...

David Bowie - Starman - 1972



Someone said my son wanted this one played at his funeral service.
I donno, I hate liars and often wonder why I ever even listen anyway, but it was played and it is beautiful.
I "think" the slob played it for herself tho....

Electric Light Orchestra - Strange Magic

Art form, short film

[WARNING]
"Art film, contains some nudity, female form, no sex, surreal music"

Acqua Natasa

A rare Bowie release,,,

David Bowie UNRELEASED "One Shot" - Ultra Rare



Thursday, January 22, 2009

Another "one more"

11:11

One more....

Just 'cause I likes it!

The Black Seeds - The Answer

Early rock!!!

A Tale of Rock

Strange littls short film

David Byrne & Brian Eno "Strange Overtones"

Dreamscape

Soft and lucid...

MERCURY REV "Butterfly's Wings"

So What!

Pink Nuevo So What!!


More Isaac

I never thought this cheese-puff guy was worth anything but in this he shows talent.
Rock-a-billy with some strut, is good food for sound...

Chris Isaak - Baby did a bad bad thing



Please tell me he didn't steal the gee~tar from John Lee Hooker, cause I think he did!

John Lee Hooker: Boom boom




The Animals - Boom Boom (live at Wembley, 1965)
Eric Burdon "only" borrowed it...

Wicked games

Very beautiful song, re-enjoy....

Chris Isaak - Wicked Game

Dream Human

Surreal futuristic robot trance thing. Great effort on production, music's good too


Dream Human

Dance India!

India dance...
mujra sexy
(Barely safe for work, sexy but tame)

Too cute not to post

Sexy thing - (Geniale e NON e un)

Duchess Fergie can Sing!

I never heard a Duchess sing before but Paul McCartney was Knighted so I guess it's ok if she sings a song from a Knight of The Royal Parliament just this once. Aint it????


Fergie Live And Let Die Live


Sharp dressed old men & a bimbo

Jessica Simpson's such a bimbo, but those guys are old and even a twitty little blonde could add some spark to their act anyway.
Personally I think their car is way more sexy than she ever was, but then again I prefer real stuff over fluff

They call the vid "Jessica Simpson & ZZTop", but I call it...
ZZ Top with Jessica Simpson "Sharp dressed man"

How to: Make a bikini outta one of my old tee-shirts

Chick Turns Old T-Shirt Into Bikini


Chick Turns Old T-Shirt Into Bikini - Watch more Entertainment

My favorite color is white.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

My public service announcement...

Unintentional fatal injuries arising from unpaid work at home.

1 Centre for Occupational and Environmental Health, School of Public Health and Community Medicine, University of Sydney
2 Injury Prevention and Policy Branch, NSW Department of Health
3 Health Communication Network
4 LIPID Coordinating Centre, University of Sydney
5 National Prescribing Service
6 National Immunisation Centre

Correspondence to:
Dr Timothy Driscoll, Centre for Occupational and Environmental Health, School of Public Health and Community Medicine, University of Sydney. C/-49 Taleeban Road, Riverview NSW 2066, Australia;
elmatom@optushome.com.au




Objective: Unpaid work in and around the home is a common and potentially high risk activity, yet there is limited information about the circumstances surrounding resulting injuries. This study aimed to describe circumstances surrounding fatal injuries resulting from home duties activities, in order to identify and prioritize areas for prevention.

Design and setting: Coroners’ reports on all unintentional deaths in Australia from 1989–92 inclusive were inspected to identify deaths of interest. Rates were calculated using population data and incorporating measures of time engaged in particular home duties activities.

Results: There were 296 home duties deaths over the four year period. Most (83%) deaths were of males, and males had 10 times the risk of fatal injury compared with females. The most common activities resulting in fatal injuries were home repairs, gardening, and car care. The highest risk activities (deaths per million persons per year per hour of activity) were home repairs (49), car care (20), home improvements (18), and gardening (16). Being hit by inadequately braced vehicles during car maintenance, falls from inadequately braced ladders, contact with fire and flames while cooking, and contact with electricity during maintenance were the most common injury scenarios.

Conclusions: Fatal injury of persons engaged in unpaid domestic work activities is a significant cause of death. Use of activity specific denominator data allows appropriate assessment of the degree of risk associated with each activity. The recurrence of similar circumstances surrounding many independent fatal incidents indicates areas where preventative interventions might be usefully targeted.

Keywords: fatal injury; home duties; unpaid work; risk measures

My interpretation of this article are as follows:

First if you live in 296 houses in the duration if your lifetime and you are a male and you tend to home repairs and manly duties you are gonna die. No doubt about it bro, yer gonna kick the bucket sooner or later.

It's all explained [here] in black an' white for you.

You might even die ten times more often than yer female counterpart will. You can die 20 times changin yer oil or fixin a whiper blade. Pickin tomatoes or plantin carrots can kill you 16 times.

Gettin run over by yer own car or havin the damn thing fall on yer head is common. Ladder breaking is another. Fryin pan explodin in yer face holds serious risk factors. Back to the changin light bulbs thing again "electricity causes injury resulting in even death".

My suggestion?

Hire a maid (sexy French maid), have the wife paint the bathroom, Order pizza delivered and borrow a friends car. Other than that safe duties around the home include, listening to music, playing horseshoes, squirt-gun fights with grandsons, water balloon fights, Nurf football, dancing (if yer wife don't catch you) and readin my blog.

"This has been a public service announcement provided for you, in your own best interest & for free, from Funking Dave at Funk's Realm"

Girls these days... *gasp!

"Nasty-nasty-nasty" I tell ya. Just look at those legs and all that sexy nekked thigh an those legs... I'm SHOCKED!

These Boots were made for Walking Nancy Sinatra



Anyone got any more vids like this send me a link so I can be shocked at those ones too....

Music to get yer dawwgies goin...

This is Pink Floyd off of the Ummagumma album.

Every time I play this it freaks my dogs out, not sure if it scares em or they like it but I think they think it's party time because they keep their tails up. Still they bark like all hell broke loose. ( I play it full volume @ about 250 watts per channel tho when I do play it so that helps to set the scene.)

I think this song is about the utter nonsense that you hear from the leaders of society & it makes perfectly good sense to me.

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.

Acid rock & a classic wimpy-assed version too...

King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man
(Sorry, no vid because it's an 8-track rip)





21st Century Schizoid Man
(Classic style cover)

Eat glass and bang yer head on the flo~ "Head Bangin" Post

Symphony X "Serpent's Kiss" <--- headbangers

Walkin music....

I think I already posted this by Patsy Cline but that's OK cause I'll probably post it agin' too.

Fats Domino - I'm Walkin; Blueberry Hill; Saints (1979)




Hit the road Jack!




Patsy Cline - Walkin' After Midnight

Lyrics can get to you

My mother died on mothers day. After her burial I returned home pretty much in a shitty mood and with an attitude and this song came on.

It kind of crushed me because I heard something in it that I had never heard before but should have heard often.

My father had died back in 68 when I was young. I put allot of focus on that with all the time being that my mother tried to be a parent to me and I shrugged her off.

I heard that song and finally heard her pleading "I'm still alive" but only after she had died.

Pearl Jam Alive

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Fatboy Bugs Kicks Ass !!!

Couldn't get original without stealin it and I aint in the mood for doin no stealin tonight so instead I got you these fine replica's. I saved the best fer last because Fatboy Bugs Kicks Royal Ass!

The Chipmonks - The Rockafeller Skank
(Not worth playing 'cept it's kinda cute)





Fatboy Slim - The Rockafeller Skank
(Mulders Urban Take)





Fatboy Bugs - Rockafeller Bunny
(LOL, this one is awesome, but only 1 minute, 20 seconds long) :-(

Doro Peschi (80's Metal band)

Doro Pesch (full name: Dorothee Pesch, born 3 June 1964, Düsseldorf, Germany) is a female vocalist, formerly of the German heavy metal band Warlock and one of the few female singers of the 1980s heavy metal scene, which was primarily a male-dominated genre of music.

After Warlock went through many line-up changes, Pesch was the only remaining original member of the band. After changing her record label, she released the fifth album as Doro, as the former label owned the trademark on the Warlock name.

Pesch now pursues a solo career and lives in New York City. The 2004 album Classic Diamonds was a collaboration with The Classic Night Orchestra which reworked some of her earlier songs. Her latest album is Warrior Soul which was released in 2006.

Above was taken from Wiki's page [here]

Doro Pesch - White Wedding
(A Billy Idol cover done beautifuly)





Für Immer





Doro Pesch & Warlock - A Whiter Shade of Pale
(A Procol Harum cover with her original band Warlock)


West side story Jet song (two versions)

Following is The Jet Song, from Berlin based Broadway production of West Side Story! Alan Johnson, director. Next is Alice Coopers rendition of the popular Broadway song. I am sorry I couldn't find the original from the film. If anyone has it please send me a link to it in my email [here]


West Side Story - Jet Song




Alice Cooper - Gutter Cat vs the Jets (live)

A Louis Armstrong post

Louis Armstrong's got to be one of the best there ever was


Louis Armstrong -Dinah




Louis Armstrong and Johnny Cash - Blue Yodel No. 9




Louis Armstrong - Hello Dolly Live

And yet another Buddy here

Buddy Guy here, (Sorry about vid quality but sound is pretty, almost pretty good)

Buddy Guy - Voodoo Chile

Buddy Rich kicks azz!

Buddy Rich kicks everyone's ass, 'cept maybe Animal got him in the end...


Buddy Rich & Jerry Lewis - Drum Solo Battle (1965)




Buddy Rich On The Muppet Show - Drum Battle With Animal





carl palmer vs buddy rich
"From Emerson, Lake & Palmer"




Buddy Rich Vs Ed Shaughnessy Drum Battle on Johnny Carson

Mack the knife explained

Pearl Baily claims she's part of "the modern set" and she sets out to explain the meaning to the lyrics of Mack the knife to Dinah Shore. I think she pulls it off too...


Dinah Shore & Pearl Bailey Sing "Mack The Knife"

Waters

Waters:
In shallow waters
Upon perspicacious stone
When I’ve escaped my needs
I don’t want you anywhere
When I’ve escaped my needs
I don’t want you anywhere
“just kill yourself”
Just kill yourself I know
Hardening bargains
Replacements of truth
Honesty bludgeoned
Regrets, what’s the use?
When I’ve escaped my needs
I don’t want you anywhere
More on the topic
Guess there might be more…
More from this surrogate?
“Don’t think so,don’t need more”
When I’ve escaped my needs
I don’t want you anywhere...

Another of mine

Die, an'a ?

One I wrote.

Dihanna
Her name was Dihanna
she came from the sea.
She wore linens and goatskin
drank sweet lemon tea
her eyes behind shadows
hard to tell when she cried
She wrote poems in wind song
hard to hear what she sang
On a cool April morning she fell in the street
no eye there to see her, she died on that day
now lonely in slumber she wandered alone crost the void
seeking God or a guardian
she found none, only fear
one morning did find her alone where she lay
then another and another
thousands of mornings passed her way
Her poems did find her in the winds gentle quiet
they comforted her, she cried some
they were all that she had
another morning in April she rose once more to her feet
She screamed out her poem then against the wind guiding thee
she punched hard into the shadows, wiped her eyes on her blouse
fought thousands of enemies, fought herself, fought her fears
Now a lonely old woman and all by design Dihanna shook her arms.
Her first demands in this life....

Ecology post

The plastic killing fields

Continents of garbage in the oceans are killing marine life and releasing poisons that enter the human food chain, Amanda Woods
reports.

In one of the few places on Earth where people can rarely be found, the human race has well and truly made its mark. In the middle of the Pacific Ocean lies a floating garbage patch twice the size of Britain. A place where the water is filled with six times as much plastic as plankton. This plastic-plankton soup is entering the food chain and heading for your dinner table.

For hundreds of years, sailors and fisherman have known to avoid the area between the Equator and 50 degrees north latitude about halfway between California and Hawaii. As one of the ocean's deserts, the North Pacific Subtropical Gyre lacks the wind that sailors need to survive, as well as the nutrients to support large fish or the men who hunt them.

But 10 years ago, Captain Charles Moore took a short cut through the airless doldrums in his catamaran, Alguita, and caught sight of something that changed his life. As he looked out at what should have been a clear blue ocean, Moore saw a sea of plastic. As far as he could see, day after day, were bottles, wrappers and fragments of plastic in every colour...

Please read the rest here [link to full story]

Shaddup cause you aint here an I aint here an I don't wanna talk about it!

You don't exist, so don't worry about it
Column: The Stainless Steel Wizard
Posted on Tuesday, 7 March, 2006.


Image credit: stockxpert
Image credit: stockxpert



Ken Korczak: What are you worried about right now? Well, it’s an almost guarantee that you are worried about nothing, for the very reason that you don’t exist! You have no worries because you have no mind or body or life to worry with — it’s all an illusion. No worries, but more significantly, no worrier. If you think this sounds like utter nonsense, some of the most brilliant scientists, philosophers and theological thinkers of our century would disagree with you.Science and math suggest that we humans don’t exist, (even though there is really no math or science — more illusions!)The advent of quantum mechanics and modern physics increasingly imply that our existence as human beings is a kind of persistent illusion. We are under the false assumption that we’re people, we only imagine we have bodies and brains, and minds functioning inside those brains.

Illusions, all of it. Listen to what one of the greatest physicists of the century, Authur Eddington said of quantum theories:“In the world of physics…the shadow of my elbow rests on the shadow table as the shadow ink flows over the shadow paper…the frank realization that physical science is concerned with a world of shadow is one of the most significant of recent advances.

By “shadow” Eddington meant illusion. More than any other science, it is particle physics that is confronting the fundamentals of reality, and more and more, the evidence point to the fact there is no reality! For the past 300-some years, the world has been under the impression that everything is made up of atoms, “the building blocks of the universe.” It was the great Isaac Newton who solidified our impression that atoms were like billiard balls. Pile enough of them on top of each other, set them in motion and you get rocks, trees, animals and people.But in 1900 Albert Einstein’s hero, the brilliant Max Planck, revealed some incredibly disturbing discoveries he made while trying to solve problems concerning the radiation of energy.To make a long story short, Planck was forced to conclude that matter at its most fundamental level is not continuous, not solid. There are no tiny billiard balls. When you break down an atom, you get an electron, a proton and maybe a neutron. But it turns out these are not the smallest units either. You can break things down further to bosons, quarks, W particles, tachyons and a lot of other shadowy “things” that just sort of wink in and out of existence.

Where do things go when they “wink out?” Nowhere! They cease to exist! Then they come back again.So what? you might ask. Well, as you know, the human body is made up from the fundamental elements of nature. We are mostly water, but we also have iron in our blood, calcium in our bones, and such. But each of those substances are made up of individual atoms, which in turn are made up of ghostly bits of nothing that just sort of come and go, in and out of reality.Scientists call this blinking process “quantum fluctuation.”So when the elements of your body fluctuate, so does your body, and so do you! So does you brain and the chemicals in your brain! In fact, you may be in a state of nothingness more often than you are in a state of somethingness (even though there really is no somethingness!)As the currently popular medical guru Depack Chopra points out, all of us our dead (nonexistent) for much of the time, yet we are all constantly afraid of dying, not realizing we are dead much of the time! (Oh by the way, there’s no such thing as time either).

Einstein proved it was an illusion, but we won’t get into that right now.Even at its most solid state, the atom turns out to be not very solid at all. Atoms are 99.999999 empty space. If the nucleus of an atom were the size of a ping-pong ball, and if you were to place it in the center of a large football stadium, the electrons that orbit around the nucleus would be at the outer walls of the stadium.What is between the nucleus and the electron? Nothing! And what are the nucleus and electron made from? Smaller and smaller bits of energy which are not solid, but actually whirling fragments of light.Even a block of solid lead is nothing and light, acting as “something.” So is your car. So are the chemicals in your brain. So are you.Once during a long, boring drive from Grand Forks to southern Missouri with one of my graduate school professors, we became embroiled in a lengthy debate about the deep issues of the universe. I argued that all was illusion, and he argued for solid reality.

When I mentioned the unreal nature of fundamental particles, he said:“That makes no difference! All this means is that these fluctuating bits of energy are what we are made out of — but we are still us, still the same, still real solid people. Are your saying is that we are more fundamental than atoms.”He also said: “If I whacked you with a baseball bat, I bet your pain wouldn’t feel like an illusion!”At the time, I was stumped to answer because that was before I understood the nature — or more accurately — the mechanics of illusion. I didn’t realize that even our argument was an illusion!The fact is, my professor and I could have argued for years on end and neither of us would have convinced the other because BOTH of our arguments were false! Why? Because neither of our arguments exist!The fact is, language is one of the primary ways in which we become deceived into believing in solid reality. Once a creature reaches the stage where it can manipulate symbolic language, you can bet that creature is deeply buried under many layers of illusion.I also should have quoted the Uncertainty Principle and the Incompleteness Theorem to my professor.

You see, the idea that language is all illusion is not a simple belief, but a fact which has been proved mathematically. Back in the 1920s, a German math genius by the name of Kurt Godel produced a rigorous mathematical demonstration which showed that all logic was ultimately self contradictory.Godel’s proof is known as Godel’s Theorem, but also as the Incompleteness Theorem. It states this:“It is impossible to to establish the logical consistency of any complex deductive system except by assuming principles of reasoning whose own internal consistency is an open question as that of the system itself.”

Whew! That’s just a fancy way of saying that, no matter what your viewpoint — it’s wrong! You will never be able to convince someone of what you believe because all rhetoric is, by nature, fundamentally inconsistent.That’s why arguing politics and religion is so frustrating — no one is ever right, literally! All arguments are rigged from the start!.But there’s even more bad news for reality. It’s called the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle, suggested and later proved by one of the fathers of quantum mechanics, the great Werner Heisenberg. His principle states:“The position and the velocity of an object cannot both be measured exactly, at the same time, not even in theory. The very concepts of exact position and exact velocity together, in fact, have no meaning in nature.”What this means is that physical objects cannot be pinned down to absolutely exist in any one place at any given time. Like Godel’s Theorem, this principle comes with a rigorous mathematical proof.So not only are all verbal arguments fundamentally inconsistent, and therefore false, but physical matter ultimately cannot be measured.

As one physicist put it:“Our conception of substance is only vivid so long as we do not face it. It begins to fade when we analyze it … the solid substance of things is another illusion … we have chased the solid substance from the continuous liquid to the atom, from the atom to the electron, and there we have lost it.”It’s amazing how complimentary Godel’s Theorem and the Uncertainty Principle are — they both devastate the idea of a solid physical world filled with ultimate “truths.” There are no objects, no people and no truth. We’ve only been tricked into thinking so, as weird as this sounds.Who have we been tricked by? Ourselves! And we don’t exist! Odd!You might ask: How does knowing that you don’t exist help you with your daily troubles? Well, in fact, it helps a lot. Indeed, this knowledge can lead you to an extreme state of happiness, even bliss. How? By getting to work at realizing that you are buried under many layers of very tricky, persistent illusions, which because of their mathematical inconsistency, are driving you nuts! It seems like you can never find ultimate truth, true peace and the purest of love because you are trying to get these things under the false assumption that they exist in some real way.

They don’t. And neither does pain, suffering and worry.The greater degree to which you become aware that you and your world is all sticky illusion, the greater your feeling of being happy, loving and truthful will become. Why this is so becomes plain when we give a more conventional example of how illusions cause pain.We all know someone who has mistaken money for what money represents, or mistaken money for happiness. Money itself is just paper, a symbol which represents material goods. Some people fall under the illusion that money is an end it itself, so they mindlessly pursue more and more of the green stuff until they have a heart attack and die. All would agree it’s good to be free of the illusion of money and materialism.Well, as it turns out, the more illusions we get rid of, the better off we are.

Getting rid of illusions like money, drugs and sex addictions is easy compared to getting rid of major illusions like death, time, language, and physical existence, but it’s far from impossible.I should warn you also, that the more you try to achieve happiness, the worse off you’re likely to get because happiness is an illusory concept which does not exist. You’ll get very frustrated, although frustration does not exist either. Sorry.So it’s better to work on getting rid of illusions themselves and let the rest take care of itself.The brilliant psychologist-philosopher-author Ken Wilbur describes seven layers of illusion in his groundbreaking book, The Spectrum of Consciousness. In this book, Wilbur takes you step by step through the kind of illusions human are trapped within, from Nothing to the deepest layer of illusion, which he calls “dualism's.”The more you understand the nature of illusions, the various kinds of illusions, (especially language, time, the separation of objects in space) the more likely you are to find your way out.

This is what Zen and other forms of meditation are about — to get you to stop thinking so that the ultimate silence of the greater reality of Nothing can be realized. But as any Zen master would warn you, the minute you start thinking that Zen meditation is going to help you, or that the Zen philosophy is going to help you, or any philosophy or any religion — in that assumption you get lost again!What’s truly weird about illusion is that you have to use illusions to get rid of them, and it’s hard describe how this gets done. Remember Godel’s Theorem: all arguments based in language are fundamentally inconsistent, and therefore, just more traps.Even what you are reading here right now is a trap, though this article strives to point out the fact that you are trapped by illusions! But I think it’s at least better to know you’re in jail, than being in jail and thinking this prison we call “life” is our true home.

Some might say: “Okay, but it’s better to exist as an illusion that suffers than to be nothing at all!”So let me throw you this bone: The big Nothing scientists and philosophers speak of is not so much the complete lack of anything, as it is a singularity of pure Virtual Potential. It does not exist, but has the potential to exist if it wants to. It’s Nothing, but a kind of dynamic Nothing. Whatever. Words and labels are tricky.But the reason you have the illusion of being, along with its joy and suffering — you want it. At the same time, you can have the bliss of realizing Infinite Potential without the suffering of the illusion of objective existence. In fact, this is your condition right now. You just don’t know it. It’s weird. A lot of people who read this article are going to say: “Jeez! What a load of utter nonsense!” And guess what? They’re right!

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