Saturday, January 17, 2009

More from, "The Onion News"

The Onion News has got to be one of the funniest and best news sources on the net. They dub themselves as "America's Finest News Source" and I think I agree with them. Here is their site [link]

This just out in The Onion News...


Apple's new laptop does away with the keyboard.


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard



New portable sewing machine increases product output from 16 hours a day to 22 hours a day for sweat-shop workers.


New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go


Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman.


Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

D.I.Y. is art "Art is invention"

D.I.Y. The Cheapest Solar Panel System ever

See this solar panel system with lights. Inexpensive, easy to install, reduce your power bill. Cheap Solar Power. Cheap Home System.




How to Make A Homemade Chicken Incubator



the text:
"A possible solution to a major problem.

We started off with a dozen "supposed" fertile eggs. Several began to develop but only one made it to Day 18.

On Day 14, thanks to youtuber Ceciliaboo, we added 15 additional eggs to the incubator with our lone survivor.

This was great news for the team, but bad news for the eggs. On Day 18 (Today) the egg is not to be turned and the humidity level is to rise dramatically. However, this would have a negative effect on the eggs that were just placed in the incubator. Either, the lone egg would make it and the new batch would die, or vice-versa.

SO. Saturday night I had an epiphany.

I woke up and drove back and forth from Lowes to Wal-Mart and to the school. I assembled a home-made chicken Incubator! I thought it was a silly idea, but it just might work.

The lone egg will be placed here with the humidity level jacked WAY up. He can hatch and poop all over the place and the other eggs will not be affected. I may even make this into my permanent Hatcher.

The temperature was soaring pretty high the last time I checked so lets just hope that this works.

By the way, I cendled all of the 15 eggs and it looks as though ALL of them are fertile and small veins are already developing.

Wish us luck!!!

And keep your fingers crossed for the lone egg. His birthday COULD be April 23rd. "


Trash Powered Honda - DIY
www.allpowerlabs.org





Teen Builds Nuclear Reactor




Hydrogen Generator D.I.Y, Powerful Gas Alternative
HHO Water makes hydrogen

Friday, January 16, 2009

Fun Stuff, The Simpsons songs

Sorry but don't have em all and post is in a whole bunch of parts.

Still the stuff is cute and good for a giggle.

As usual. These are links to full page views (because there are too many to put on a page otherwise), Right click on each file and select "Open in a new tab" or "open in a new window" then close the window after seeing. If you'd rather then just click on the link then back page to get back here if you'd prefer, just it takes longer for the page to load that way.

NOTE: These aren't vids either. They are just seamed screen cap overlays set to the music. Guy that made these must have spent hours on it because just this damn post is taking me hours. Also a lotta reference to Simpsons-Club.de

http://images.killermovies.com/s/thesimpsons/simpsons_family.jpg

Sampson's Songs....

Part 1 (Main title & Itchy & Scratchy Show intro)
Part 2 (Bart's marching song, Lisa's second grade blues, Barns campaign jingle and maybe another.)
Part 3 (Happy birthday Lisa, Talkin' softball, Eye on Springfield report theme & Flaming Moe's")
Part 4 (Work all day, for some old man, I finally bagged me a Homer, Will you bunk with me tonight & His name is Homer"
Part 5 (We're sending our love down the well, Kamp Krusty song, tribute to Mr. Burnes & Mr. Plow jingle)
Part 6 (Flintstones theme, Monorail, The mediocre presidents & It was a very good beer)
Part 7 (Union strike song, Everyone loves Ned Flanders theme, Wacking day hymn, Yer gonna like me & Baby on board)
Part 8 (Springfield-Springfield, Who needs Kwik-E Mart, Quimby campaign jingle & A chorus line, We Do - Stonecutters theme song)
Part 9 (See my vest, Jazz man "Whole reason for this post, I love this one - LOL" ,I'm an amendment, Dr. Zauis & You'll never make a monkey out of me)
Part 10 (The jolly Bengali, Cletus the slack jaws yokel, Skinner and the Superintendent theme, Scorpio, The spring in Springfield, Minimum wage nanny, Cut every corner, A booze hound named Barney & Happy just the way we are)
Part 11 (The itchy & Scratchy & Poochie show, The Poochie Rap, Love-matic Grandpa theme, The garbage man can & Canyonero)
Part 12 (Those we're the days & All singing - all dancing)
Part 13 - not available yet
Part 14 (This log is your log - this log is my log, Special girl, Spelling Bee, Yvan Eht Nioj & Hunger pains)
Part 15 - not available yet
Part 16 (Yummy-yummy-yummy, Everyone hates Ned Flanders, Mexican hat dance song, I love to walk & Me and you again)
Part 17 (Vote for a winner, I'm their queen, Skinners evil plan, A tango takes two & Smart girl three six)
Part 18 (I'm Henry VIII, Miss Krabapple, Bart's Hip-Hop song, Welcome to Moe's & America)
Part 19 (I'm talkin' Springfield, My kitty died, Always my dad & Privileged boy)
Part 20 (I wish I we're an Oscar Meyer Weiner, Hush little baby + Lisa's Mockingbird, ABC song, 99 Luftballons & Song of Shelbyville)
Part 21 (In the garden of Eden "by I. Ron Butterfly - Funny as hell", You're checkin' in, HMS pinafore medley, Oh Mein Papa & Smoke on the water)
Part 22 (Que Sara Sara, Simpson's Christmas boogie, Oh Bob, Sherry smells - Terry smells, Joy to the world, Silent night, Glory Glory Hallelujah, Joy to the world "different one" & Papa can you hear me)
Part 23 (Put it in your cap, Can I borrow a feeling, Jedediah song, Pour the wine, My Bratwurst, I am the champion, Three Chinese Dragons - American jerks are going home, Milhouse is teaching me "good one" & then , Josephs many color coat)
Part 24 (Teddybear picnic, Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, I am evil Homer, I am so smart - I am so smart, Senor Burnes, Do the Bartman, Send in the clowns "decent one")
Part 25 (Adequate, Not on my clothes, Indoors all night & Longing for the shack)
Part 26 (Orb of Isis music, Lady in blue, Picture in picture, Frere Jacques, Close to you, Shavin' my shoulders, Beer in the coconut, Twinkle-twinkle little star, Disaster, Aint no party like a Lenny party & Welcome to the jungle-gym)

WOW, is this post really done?
Damn thing took me three hours, but I wanted to see what was good on it anyway.

Here is a link to "http://simpsons-club.de/", they have Tic-Tac-Doh' and some other games an stuff but first I think you need to learn to read dot-de, or something...

Enjoy,,,

Yer kids can do their own laundry & drive 'em-selves to school with this


Washing machine powered car...

Over 27,000 books for free !!!

Project Gutenberg is a fantastic site.
I found it about fifteen years ago trading e-text, the address was in the header of the book.
Their goal is to distribute text and books for free to anyone anywhere.
Here's a portion of the history page on their site...

"Project Gutenberg began in 1971 when Michael Hart was given an operator's account with $100,000,000 of computer time in it by the operators of the Xerox Sigma V mainframe at the Materials Research Lab at the University of Illinois.

This was totally serendipitous, as it turned out that two of a four operator crew happened to be the best friend of Michael's and the best friend of his brother. Michael just happened "to be at the right place at the right time" at the time there was more computer time than people knew what to do with, and those operators were encouraged to do whatever they wanted with that fortune in "spare time" in the hopes they would learn more for their job proficiency.

At any rate, Michael decided there was nothing he could do, in the way of "normal computing," that would repay the huge value of the computer time he had been given ... so he had to create $100,000,000 worth of value in some other manner. An hour and 47 minutes later, he announced that the greatest value created by computers would not be computing, but would be the storage, retrieval, and searching of what was stored in our libraries.

He then proceeded to type in the "Declaration of Independence" and tried to send it to everyone on the networks ... which can only be described today as a not so narrow miss at creating an early version of what was later called the "Internet Virus."

A friendly dissuasion from this yielded the first posting of a document in electronic text, and Project Gutenberg was born as Michael stated that he had "earned" the $100,000,000 because a copy of the Declaration of Independence would eventually be an electronic fixture in the computer libraries of 100,000,000 of the computer users of the future. "

Here is a link to the Main Page [link].

Here is an example and the book that I traded for fifteen years ago, along with a discription of the book (because I think you'll love the book too).

This book is being sold under ten or so different names that I know of. One even as an illustrated coffee table book. Some versions being sold are not complete, but this one is.

The name of the book is "Ten Thousand Dreams Interpreted, or what's in a dream: a scientific and practical exposition - Gustavus Hindman Miller 1857-1929"

I have studied dreams and dream symbols since early 1970's. I have owned probably fifty or more books on the subject and the problem with that is that most of these books are complete B.S., the other problem is most are very expensive. They are more expensive than most books for a couple of reasons. First they are almost never in stock books, so they must be ordered. Second is they almost never go "on sale", they are always full price. Third is that almost everyone considers dream interpretation "quack science" and everyone loves to make extra money off of quacks.

Ten thousand dreams is by far the cream of the crop as far as these books go. I myself have bought this book more than twenty times. Often copies have been stolen from me by so-called "friends" and just as often I have given away a copy to a friend, because it is such a good book.

This, below I have taken from the download page posted [here], or it's etext #926, if you decide to look for it yourself.

Download this ebook for free

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One more comment: You can find many excellent cookbooks, do-it-yourself books and informational guides.

Fleetwood Mac, all the years

A little of the beginning, some middle and some recent Fleetwood Mac

Enjoy,,,

Fleetwood Mac - Oh Well




Fleetwood Mac-Dreams




Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way




Fleetwood Mac - "Silver Springs" Live




Fleetwood Mac Rhiannon Live 1976




Early Fleetwood Mac - Peter Green era

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Art of Kei Liwanag

Sorry but I snagged this whole thing.

I had to but here's where I got it from [link], this woman is Fantastic.

I also snagged her vid from the first page of her art blog

Here is her self description...

"I'm Kei Liwanag, an artist from the Philippines. I'm currently working as a digital colorist at IAS Manila Studio.

My blog name is BLAK and no it's not a typo. It's my name initials and can also mean Kei Liwanag's Art Blog. AKBL and KLAB sound weird so I went with BLAK. I hope there's a deeper explanation but nah, it's just cheesy like that. :D"


Kei Liwanag

Kei is not your typical 24 year old pink-loving girl, yes she is pretty but there's more to her than being girly and fun. Her illustrations have been widely recognized around the world and was able to have some of her illustrations published through Ballistic Publishing’s Exotique 4 and Udon’s Street Fighter Tribute Artbook.

Currently she works as a digital colorist/CG artist at the IAS (Manila branch). You can view more of her works at her portfolio page or at her art blog.




Fun with Faux

Sponge Painting in multiple colors




HGTV Parisian Kitchen Make-Over with Faux Finishes

Damn 3 year olds play betterin me!

Kids these days!

When I was three I was still pickin my nose tryin to figure that one out...

3 year old guitarist




3 Year Old Drummer




3 Year Old Aisan Baby Sings "Hey Jude" ( Beatles)




Teaching a 3-year-old child to play Minuet by Petzold (Bach)




3-year-old Richard plays Arabesque




Three year old plays "Life's been good" Joe Walsh, Eagles



Enjoy,,,

Three Dog Night

WOW, I messed this post up first time!

Brain-fart I guess.

That's ok cause I forgive myself. Enjoy Three Dog Night Folks,,,






Three Dog Night - The Show Must Go On (1974)




LIAR by 3 Dog Night




Three Dog Night Shambala



This post is not yet complete because I need to upload some of my own stuff onto it so if you like it check it again in a day or two...

My Maria & My other Maria

Both are decent, just ones longer...

My Maria
"4:34 minute movie clip version"





My Maria - B.W. Stevenson
"Origional version"

American Blues

This is what I've been looking for to post these last few days...

Give it a listen and I hope you like it.


Robert Johnson- Crossroad




Barbecue Bob - Untitled Song [1929]




The Spasm by Mississippi Sarah & Daddy Stovepipe

Another version of Kalinka

T.A.T.U. WOW are they sexy, too damn sexy for me even.
This is T.A.T.U. and then T.A.T.U. with Rammstein


t.A.T.u -Kalinka





T.A.T.U./Rammstein

Gracia

Gracia is a trio, a little like Celtic Woman but different.... LOL

Gracia - Brahms Fantasy/ Brahms-Hollo-Molnar





Gracia - William Tell Overture



I know William Tell's Overture has just about been ruined by it's use in HollyWeird, but this is a nice version anyway.

Enjoy...

Piece of shit car [NSFW]

Adam Sandler's one funny bastard!

Piece of shit car-Adam Sandler

Russian Traditional

Some traditional Russian Folk music here...

" Oy, to ne vecher ". Russian folk song.




Kalinka - Traditional Russian Folk

---portablefilmfestival----

The Portable Film Festival liiks like a great site to check out [here] is their YouTube link and [here] is their WWW site link.

Sorry about the font colors, it's messing up on me again

The Butcher and the Wolf




Director
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The Portable Film Festival is an international festival of short film and user created content. It works in the same way as other film festivals the only difference - it's delivered completely online and distributed through portable video devices such as iPods, mobile phones and laptops.

Check out a selection of our award winning videos and films on YouTube or visit and vote at www.portablefilmfestival.com
Name: Portable Film Festival
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#40 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Partners - Australia

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Please work with me on this...

Please work with me on this so I can see if it works.

What I want you to do is play the vid full screen and stare at it, while yer staring at it I want you to softly repeat these words to yourself.. "Funk is a great guy and I wanna make him a roast beef sandwich with lettuce, tomato, onion and mustard on it and serve it to him with a nice cool drink"

It's easy. All you got to do is stare at the screen and keep saying it over and over and over again to yourself.



I left the front door open in case it worked. You can let yerself in.

Some very beautiful American music 100%

I know these are all covers.
I think that's part of what makes them all so beautiful tho...

The Weight - Gillian Welch & Old Crow Medicine Show



Now I am a Christian man and I grew up in the 1970's. In that time I have heard many comments on the song "The Weight", ranging from just plain references to the first three books of the New Testament all the way through to that the author might just be dealing with the death of a loved one.

Below Smuggler has written the best one I've heard yet tho...


Smuggler says at [link to lyrics meanings site] this...

"To me, "the weight" described in the song is the responsibility of the people in the living world. The singer has recently "left his body" but is in a place between life and death, soon to face judgement.

"Ms. Fanny, who the narrator offers to take the 'load' for, is someone close to him, perhaps a lover or possibly some other family member. Fanny had died previously and left her responsibilities to the author.

I pulled in to Nazareth, was feeling 'bout half past dead
I just need some place where I can lay my head
``Hey mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?''
He just grinned and shook my hand, ``No'' was all he said

The narrator is very tired from the weights of the world, and wants to rest. Currently he's in Nazareth.

which I think means he's between earth and heaven. There's no rest for this man yet, he must first face judgment.

I picked up my bag, I went looking for a place to hide
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walking side by side
I said ``Hey Carmen, come on, let's go downtown''
She said ``I gotta go but my friend can stick around''

Carmen hanging with the Devil might mean she's destined for hell. As for the author wanting to hide, it might mean that he doesn't want to face judgment yet, indeed he says he's looking for a place to hide.

The devil might be sticking around to usher in his new captives who are judged unworthy of heaven.

Go down Miss Moses, there's nothing you can say
It's just old Luke, and Luke's waiting on the judgment day
``Well, Luke my friend, what about young Anna-Lee?''
He said ``Do me a favor son, won't you stay and keep Anna-Lee company?''

Miss Moses might be Anna-Lee's mother, who is trying to convince Luke to return to life. Clearly Luke is in line for judgment and in the same situation as the narrator. He's decided to stay to face judgment, but asks the narrator to stay and keep Anna-lee company. Perhaps Anna-Lee is Luke's daughter in the living world, and he wants the narrator to look after her when he's gone. Also, Miss Moses might be in line for judgment but less willing to accept it. I'm not sure what "go down" means between Miss Moses and Luke, and the relationship between them.

Crazy Chester followed me and he caught me in the fog
He said ``I will fix your rat if you'll take Jack my dog''
I said ``Wait a minute Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man''
He said ``That's okay boy, won't you feed him when you can?''

This is the easiest of the segments to understand. Chester is dead, and he asks the narrator to stay alive to look after his dog. The narrator says hes a peaceful man, which might mean that he doesn't want to fight against death. But, Chester says feed him WHEN you can, which confuses me. If it were IF, it fit better with my interpretation. Still, though, i think that Chester asks the narrator to return to life to look after his dog.

Catch a cannonball now to take me down the line
My bag is sinking low and I do believe it's time
To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone

The line might be a mass transit system in Nazareth, or it might actually be a waiting line to judgment. Either way, the cannonball, whatever it is, it might be a train, has taken him to judgment. The last line, about Fanny sending the narrator to Nazareth, makes me think that he was killed by Fanny, but more possibly, he committed suicide because of her death and because of the weight she left behind. Or, he may have died of depression, without killing himself. Either way, it's clear Fanny is involved in his death, but it's also pretty certain that Fanny herself is dead, because he's going to "get back to" her.

A pretty deep and awesome song, I'm not even the religious type, but its just awesome."


Alison Krauss - The Boxer



LOL, that song was about me..... "Ya Right!"


Carolina In My Mind



Peace!

Time after time

When at first I heard this girl I had no use for her at all. I thought she was a little punk bitch trying to influence young teen girls into trouble.

I might have been wrong though because looking back she wasn't all that floozy, maybe a little playful but not a stinkin skank bimbo like Madonna.

This song is beautiful and it shows her talent in a way that amazes me.

Please Enjoy...

Time after time - Cindy Lauper ( Acoustic live )



"I've got a suitcase of memories, all been left behind. Time after time, time after time..."

Beautiful Marianne Faithfull here....

Marianne Faithfull began her singing career in 1964, landing her first gigs as a folk music performer in coffeehouses.[7] Faithfull emerged as a fashionable, vivacious teenager and soon began taking part in London's exploding social scene. In early 1964 she attended a Rolling Stones' launch party with John Dunbar and there a chance meeting with Andrew Loog Oldham, who discovered Faithfull. Her first major release, "As Tears Go By", was penned by Oldham, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, and became a chart success. She then released a series of successful singles, including "This Little Bird, Summer Nights" and "Come and Stay With Me".[7] Faithfull married artist John Dunbar on 6 May 1965 at Cambridge with Peter Asher as the best man.[2] The couple lived in a flat at 29 Lennox Gardens in Belgravia just off Knightsbridge, London SW1.[2] On 10 November 1965 she gave birth to their son, Nicholas.[2] She then: "...left her husband to live with Mick Jagger...' and told the 'New Musical Express' that: 'My first move was to get a Rolling Stone as a boyfriend. I slept with three and decided the lead singer was the best bet".[2] In 1966 she took their son to stay with Brian Jones and Anita Pallenberg in London. During that time period, Faithfull started using marijuana and became best friends with Pallenberg. She also began a much publicized relationship with Mick Jagger that same year. The relationship with Jagger lasted throughout the early 1970s, and the couple became notorious and largely part of the hip Swinging London scene. She was found by British police while on a drug search at Keith Richards' house in Redlands, while wearing only a fur rug. In an interview 27 years later with A. M. Homes for Details, Faithfull discussed her wilder days and admitted that the drug bust-fur rug incident had ravaged her personal life: "It destroyed me. To be a male drug addict and to act like that is always enhancing and glamorizing. A woman in that situation becomes a slut and a bad mother". In 1968 Faithfull, by now addicted to cocaine, miscarried a daughter (whom she had named Corrina) while retreating to Jagger's country house in Ireland <--- from Wiki's site [here]

More on her laters Folks...

Marianne Faithfull - Something Better (1968)




Marianne Faithfull - As Tears Go By (1965)




Marianne Faithfull - Dreaming My Dreams





Safe to sleep alone - Marianne Faithfull




Marianne Faithfull - So sad

Brian Jones

Later when I find the time I'll make a real Brian Jones post. I'm only posting this because I was just enjoying some of his music and rhought I'd share.

If you watch any of the older Stones vids you'll see a funny bastard playing (usually) an odd instrament. Yea, that'd be Brian Jones.

The guy was original, talented and he created The Rolling Stones.

Forming The Rolling Stones

Jones left Cheltenham and moved to London where he became friends with fellow musicians Alexis Korner, future Manfred Mann singer Paul Jones, future Cream bassist Jack Bruce and others who made up the small London rhythm and blues scene that the Rolling Stones would soon come to dominate. He became a blues musician, for a brief time calling himself "Elmo Lewis", and playing slide guitar.

In spring 1962, Jones and pianist Ian "Stu" Stewart joined forces, while later singer Mick Jagger was added into his band — who, with Jagger's childhood friend Keith Richards, met Jones when he and Paul Jones were playing Elmore James' "Dust My Broom" with Korner's band at The Ealing Club.[8]

Jagger brought guitarist Richards to rehearsals; Richards then joined the band. Jones' and Stewart's acceptance of Richards and the Chuck Berry songs he wanted to play coincided with the departure of blues purists Geoff Bradford and Brian Knight, who had no tolerance for Chuck Berry.[5]

As Keith Richards tells it, Jones came up with the name "The Rollin' Stones" (later with the 'g') while on the phone with a venue owner. "The voice on the other end of the line obviously said, 'What are you called?' Panic. The Best of Muddy Waters album was lying on the floor — and track one was 'Rollin' Stone Blues'"

Above is from Wikipedia [link], I think it's a good read but not in the mood to deal with writing or reading more about him right now. Point is Brian Jones "was" The Rolling Stones.

Brian Jones - Ruby Tuesday - rare
(actually Brian Jones "writing" Ruby Tuesday is more accurate)




THE ROLLING STONES, with Brian Jones "NOT FADE AWAY"




Rolling Stones Play with Fire




Look for a real post on him some day in the future.

I found his version of Paint it black and posted it [here] today, but you can watch it here now anyway.

Enjoy,,,




Beautiful Miss Norah Jones

*smile

Norah Jones & Keith Richards - Love Hurts
"Blues version"




Norah Jones - Cold Cold Heart



Norah Jones - Feelling the same way

Ladytron trance, nice production

Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch



Better version, but only link [here] (as usual I recomend you right click on it and select "Open in a new tab -or- window option")

Like a hundred-fifty-eleven beautiful wimmin singin an playin strings,,,

Make fat guy like me happy...

Daughters of Bluegrass - Daughters

Mouth & MacNeal, very rare...

Land of milk & honey,


I bought this album over thirty years ago in bad condition... "there ya go"
I have since then tried to replace it but it's impossible to find.
Every month or so I search for it and the closest I have come to it is this shitty vid from it.
I donno, it made me happy to finally hear it again, give it a listen, see if you like....

Dance of death

Just because I like it.

The Benka Boradovsky Bordello Band - The Dance of Death

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

one more dance tonight please...

Music's better too....

Clown Show 『YEN TOWN FOOLs』 in Inchon(2006)

I know it's lame but I love it

Sorry...



Arabian version...

First vid is cool, second one I think is homer-sectionals too

Just try to bear with me on this one please....

ABSOLUT MACHINES - ABSOLUT QUARTET
sorry about the caps, I'd fix it but I don't know the rules for that language




Big Machines Dancing ( Ballet Excavators )

Sir Tchaikovsky follows, one, two an' then, three,,,



I must be one of them homer-sectional guys because I'd rather watch this for twenty dollars for a few minutes than watch football for five minutes if you paid me fifty bucks to watch it with you.

Dance is beauty.....

Alice playin Native Music

Is good stuff... Make you feel good, make you smile, make you Happy-Happy-Happy.

If not you can take me to court an sue me for breach of promise, contractual errors and failure to deliver plus damages, emotional suffering and wasting yer time.

Alice Cooper - Sun Arise (Live)






Alice Cooper - Black Juju (Studio version)
"No vid, just a pic with song, but it's highest quality fer like maybe just listening to"



Seriously folks... This song is about a young man killing himself on drugs, hitting the bottom of the bottom and then finding inside himself the strength to come back harder and fight his addiction to save his own life.

Here is a link to the live vid, is more fun to watch but this really aint a "play in the saloon song", it should open up to watch full screen but jus in case you should right click onnit an select "open in a new tab -or- window"
[Link to live version]

I know I mock this stuff alot but still I hope you enjoy some of it...

Funk.

Alice Cooper's Best Ever.

Hey, this could be me. If I had black hair, a better nose, didn't have fat lips, was skinnier. If I had talent and could sing. If I could dance even and if I had the balls this guy had to put on this type of show at the time when he did.

Nah, it could never have been me, still I'm glad he shared his talent with us.

Please give it up for Alice because this performance is 100+2%
(no shit, it really is ya'kno...)

Alice Cooper live in Detroit 1971 - Is It My Body

Words are art,,,

Words are art, but...

Spoken words are not!

A spoken word or a conversation is a compromise for meaning and perception.
When you speak to someone it is an agreement made amongst yourselves as to how those words will be perceived. That is not Art. That is a garage sale, just negotiations for meanings and compromises all over the place.

Art allows no compromise in any form unless it is or has been stolen from another person, and "yes" words are stolen very often.

Guess what though?
They are more often stolen when they are spoken words than written words and why would that be?
Because in defense to stealing them you use more spoken words to defend them, which is more compromise and more negotiations.
Aint that how you ruin good dirt? By dragging trash through it till it's all worthless?

I used to write average of 100 pages a day on paper. No fluff and it scared me.
It scared me that someone might read some of it.
None of it dreams of sex or mayhem. It was just what was in my head and my head used to never stop. It still never stops.

I use music and art as a means to get out of my own thoughts and into someone elses. For quite a few years I used a needle & drugs instead...

Why?

Because the writing, the painting, the emotion was too much for me so I learned to redirect it.

I remember being nine years old and buying Fire and Rain by James Taylor. I'd sit there with the record player set to re-cue and replay and one night I had listened to it about 4 hours before I was caught. I was laughed at and asked why but I couldn't answer then. I could now though. The answer was "I still hadn't heard it all yet"

Am I off topic?

I Don't think so because the subject is words are art and I was afraid to use them so I filled my mind with other art.

Am I retarded?
You bet yer ass I am and I'm so proud of it I aint even got words to explain how glad I am!

I was thinking about my wife one night and trying not to write about it. So being the fool that I am I opened up the dictionary and started readin words (I know it's a bad habit, but I still do that now, cept now I use the internet).

I love middle languages and lost words. At that time I was into reading poetry from mid 1400's to early 1500's, so that's what I was looking for.

I came across a word "slatternly" and then I said "hmmmm, reminds me of someone". So I kept cross referencing it and found what I needed to write to her to tell her how I felt.

I aint gonna share it all with you but three pages and fifteen minutes later here is some of what she got from me...

You slatternly, slovenly, slatternous slut
You fucked up indignant infectous mutt
You ruler of lie and you burdon of shame
You wear a disguise because you can't make it straight

You sold your own children, just like you sold your own life
You're like that slow dieing pigeon that turned my stomach one night...

It went on almost two pages but as I said "I'm afraid of people reading my stuff"
Anyway,,,

I could have just as easily found a different word and mused on it.
Maybe "mercy" or compromise with "shadow" even, but I didn't

I very rarely write for anyone anymore, unless I need to.
I also teach my children not to write.

Sound fukked-up? Eh?

Well I do because once you have written it you not only owned it but now it also owns you.

Because written word is Art

I could write a virgin into my bed with very little effort, seduction is easy, especially when you are useing the senses inside the mind. I know this because I did it very often. You could also write a pain into someone that they will never forget.
Heavy taxes on all of those options Bro.

When I gave that poem to my wife 15 years ago I gave her two more. All the same but each from a different angle.
I left her then and have not seen her since but I know that she will never forget what I wrote, because... Written word offers no compromise, no settlement, no barganing and you can twist what the ears hear and don't want hear, but what your mind and heart see and hear is forever.

So I teach my children not to write like I did unless they can be better at it than me.

Peace.


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This is Rod Argent Folks...

I posted him before he got off on his own then after he got off on his on then while he was on his own before he got off on his own then after he had just gotten off on his own after I posted him before he was off on his own and then I posted him before when he was on his own, just when he got on his own back in 1970 again because I got all freakin confusiated and din't know what the hell to do so I just did it. You understand, dontcha????

Want the long version too???

Time Of The Season/The Zombies



Argent Hold Your Head Up 1973



The Zombies - She's not There (Hullabaloo 1965)



Argent - Liar (1970) [ORIGINAL VERSION]
Sorry but this aint a live vid but it's a rare one and worth the listen-to while yer readin yer email anyway



Bonus version as promised: The Zombies - Time Of the Season (stereo)

12 Girl Band

Sorry about the font color and text in this post. I could fix it but these wimmin are good enough no matter how I post em.

Enjoy...

12 girls band _ El Condor Pasa





Clocks "Twelve girls band, the thirteen instrument players"
"Yea it's a Coldplay cover and Yea I do know what the 13th instrument is that they be playin"




12 Girls Band - Shanghai



"12 Girls Band was formed in 2001, after its accomplished players—all of whom studied music at the most prestigious conservatories and schools across the People's Republic of China, and have played ... "


Chinese Beauties 1-"Only Time"(Twelve Girls Band)
[Link]
"I linked it because I aint gonna steal it, that means if you wanna watch it you need to take onna them extra fingers you aint usin and click on the link with it to see it on their page. (I recomend you right click on it and select "open in a new window" or "open in a new tab" tho, so you won't have to reload this page if you plan on comin right back.

Enjoy...