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Apple's new laptop does away with the keyboard.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

New portable sewing machine increases product output from 16 hours a day to 22 hours a day for sweat-shop workers.

New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman.

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman