The meaning of Funk!

I have searched and searched for the real meaning of Funk and Funk-Shunned. I get nowhere with these tards and If I knew what I was talking about myself I'd try to tell you better.
But "eh~"

Anyway I do know that FunkShun is the proper spelling. It however was adopted into the English in use as the (now more common word) function. The word "function" is actually a Hillbilly accentuated version of the two words combined, being "Funks Action". No teeth and half drunk on hard cider the guys would yell "Funk's Action", but slurring it it came out as "Funk-chun". What they were, or "was" intendin to say was "Be right by Funks action", or simply "Do as the Funk would do an get me a beer and a sandwich"

Anyway... I now being the Officiated bearer of the Title of Funk have decided to reinstate this word into usage.

I have also decided to add into it's usage the term Funk-Shunned.
Watch yer step or you too may be Shunned the Funky way by me also...

FunkShun
Pronounced: "function"
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1. FunkShun (noun) <---Funk Shuns yer sorry ass on this blog.
2. FunkShun (intransitive verb) <--- Funk steals a reverb guitar and runs like hell with it.
3. Bessel FunkShun <--- Funk borrows a Bessel Vacuum cleaner from his Mama to clean up the rug
4. circular FunkShun <--- Funk flips you off usin the all classic circular motion, thus implyin he thinks yer Loco too.
5. composite function <---Funk tosses half eaten burger on the compost heap.
6. cumulative distribution FunkShun <--- Funk sells discounted weed for tickets to see The Stones Live.
7. density FunkShun <--- Funk throws only half filled water baloons at you to conserve rescources.
8. discriminant FunkShun <--- Funk indiscriminantly discriminates against everyone... (just cause it's fun)
9. distribution FunkShun <--- Funk spends foodstamps everywhere
10. exponential FunkShun <-- Funk goes to XXX Expo and watches great movies.


Main Entry:
Funk-Shun
Pronunciation:
\ˈfəŋ(k)-shən\

Latin function-, Funkay performance, from Funk to Funkin'perform; probably akin to Sanskrit "Funkitall" he says
Date:
1533

1: professional or official position "I am the Funkin Boss and you will listen to me scumbag!": occupation is Funked-up: the action for which a person or thing is specially fitted or used or for which a thing exists "Hey this Funkin thing almost fits, it might even work!": any of a group of related actions contributing to a larger action "it's All Funked-up"; especially : the normal and specific contribution of a bodily part to the economy of a living organism "She's got a nice Funkin Rack Bro!" an official or formal ceremony or social gathering "Let's Funkin' Party Dude!" a: a mathematical correspondence that assigns exactly one element of one set to each element of the same or another "I ain't gonna count all that Funkin' stuff Man": a variable (as a quality, trait, or measurement) that depends on and varies with another "It's all the Funkin same to me Bro": characteristic behavior of a chemical compound due to a particular reactive unit "You see how that shit Funkin EXPLODED, that was like Awesome Dude!" : functional group7: a computer subroutine "You Funked yer system up Bro,. Bring it back to Rent-a-center an get a new one so we can like play Solitaire an stuff" : one that performs a calculation with variables provided by a program and supplies the program with a single result "That funkin judge just charged me $75.00 for speeding and then he charged me another $75.00 for arguin about. He's a funkin jerk man"
— funk·shun·less The absence of Funk \-ləs\ adjective
synonyms function , office , duty , province mean the acts or operations expected of a person or thing. Funkuation implies a definite end or purpose that the one in question serves or a particular kind of work it is intended to perform . office is typically applied to the funkuation or service expected of a person by reason of a trade or profession or a special relationship to others . duty applies to a task or responsibility imposed by one's occupation, rank, status, or calling . province applies to a function, office, or duty that naturally or logically falls to one .

Lesson over, now Dance Sukka!