Redneck humor from Jeri...

Redneck Yard Swing


A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to hos widow.
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.


How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink,and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.


Redneck Garden




Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Redneck Limo



Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records






Who invented the toothbrush ?

A Redneck.

(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)



Redneck Time Out.



Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


Redneck Weenie Roast



A new Redneck law was just recently passed.


When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.



Redneck Wheelchair




Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . .. . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.


A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)



A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D. ?

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?

A Redneck Christmas Sleigh


That's all folks!

Thanx Jeri
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