Peeping-Tom theme park.

New park offers X-rated views of NYC hotel guests

NEW YORK – Some guests at a New York City hotel near an elevated park have been offering unobstructed views of themselves.

Guests at the Standard Hotel in Manhattan keep failing to close the curtains as they frolic naked in front of their rooms' floor-to-ceiling windows, easily viewed from the High Line park below. The park recently opened atop an abandoned elevated rail line.

City Council Speaker Christine Quinn has called the hotel's window action "unacceptable."

Aaron Lipman works in the neighborhood and says the shows are "healthy and fun." He says they're like TV's "Wild Kingdom."

The hotel issued a statement Monday saying its managers will try to "remind guests of the transparency" of the windows.

The hotel won an award from the Municipal Arts Society of New York for best new building erected last year.

Blaa-blaa-blaa... I'll just watch my nudes on the net and avoid traffic in New York.

Someone should tell these morons that full nudity is 100% legal in New York anyway, but nobody there ever bothers to go naked because New Yorkers are ugly!