Chat log...

Mean Lady that dumped my ass: LOL you're a nut
Really nice guy_Me: Life gets boring
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: I know
Really nice guy_Me: LOL, not for me it don't
Really nice guy_Me: Can I call you?
Really nice guy_Me: So I can pick on you too?
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: I cant right now, I'm playing crib with someone
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: I only have dial up
Really nice guy_Me: A bisexual redheaded lesbian nurse with 44-DD's?
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: nah
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: some young hot tall guy from Canada
Really nice guy_Me: Then ditch the loser
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: no!!!!!!!
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: hes my replacement for you now that your a old ugly fat bastard!!!!!!!
Really nice guy_Me: Hon I'll bet you $5 he don't seperate the whites in the warsh load, he don't use Fabreeze and he sucks at doin dishes... get yerself a bisexual redheaded lesbian nurse with 44-DD's
Really nice guy_Me: BRB, Nature call
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: lmmfao ok
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: you fall in????????
Really nice guy_Me: Nope, I'm postin yer azz fer dumpin me Tootsie!
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: lmmfao kiss my ass
Really nice guy_Me: I'm postin that too... Keep diggin MaMa
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: bah
Really nice guy_Me: You don't believe me? I betcha I get me a pitty-f**k outta this one
Mean Lady that dumped my ass: lmmfao

See why they call it "cybersex"? Cause I always get scewed in the end...

*grin