This is just tragic, it's a tragedy. It's a tragic tragedy.... I'll be back later. I gotta go and try to offer some comfort to those poor=poor wimmin for their tragic loss. I think I'll get a hair cut first tho so I'll look a little like him, maybe hug a few of the sexier ones. You can join me if you want, to hug the other ones okay???
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