Monday, May 3, 2010

Tell my Kid I'm NOT his dad!!! I'm "Point zero-four-five" to his lazy good for nothing ass!

Say it like this...

He's not yer fukkin father Asshole.
He has a friggin name and it's Dave.
Not da-da, daddy, fukkin-father or any one of those or anything like that.
Father, Dad and those are not names idiot.
They are titles. None of those describe me in our circumstances or relationship,
so knock the shit off and stop using those titles when referring to me.

Your name is Joe. So???? Do I call you Son?
No fuckin way, I don't call you son, don't even think of you as one.
You need a title? How's "thorn" sound?
Maybe "predator"?
How about a descriptive phrase?
How does "one-way, lazy, selfish, abusive using scum sucking little termite sound"?
Nah, it sucks because it's incomplete.

I'll wait for the right time and your title will be "him"
I won't bother wasting time on "him", I won't bother with "him", I damn will be glad not to have to look at "him".

When and if he matures he may become a Him, might not though.
But for today I really hate it when that little Scumbag calls me dad.

Define Dad...
1490–1500; prob. orig. nursery word <--- *grin
dad "recorded from c.1500, but probably much older, from child's speech, nearly universal and probably prehistoric (cf. Welsh tad, Ir. daid, Czech, L., Gk. tata, Lith. tete, Skt. tatah all of the same meaning)."

Define Father:
a male parent.<-- That needs to be questioned + I want a DNA test
a father-in-law, stepfather, or adoptive father.
any male ancestor, esp. the founder of a race, family, or line; progenitor.
a man who exercises paternal care over other persons; paternal protector or provider: a father to the poor.
a person who has originated or established something: the father of modern psychology; the founding fathers.
a precursor, prototype, or early form: The horseless carriage was the father of the modern automobile.
one of the leading men in a city, town, etc.: a scandal involving several of the city fathers.
Chiefly British. the oldest member of a society, profession, etc.Compare dean1 (def. 3).
a priest.
(initial capital letter) Theology. the Supreme Being and Creator; god.
a title of respect for an elderly man.
the Father, Theology. the first person of the trinity.
Also called church father. Church History. any of the chief early Christian writers, whose works are the main sources for the history, doctrines, and observances of the church in the early ages.
(often initial capital letter) a title of reverence, as for church dignitaries, officers of monasteries, monks, confessors, and esp. priests.
a person bearing this title.
fathers, Roman History. conscript fathers.
–verb (used with object)
to beget.
to be the creator, founder, or author of; originate.
to act as a father toward.<--- Not goin there...
to acknowledge oneself the father of.
to assume as one's own; take the responsibility of.
to charge with the begetting of.
–verb (used without object)
to perform the tasks or duties of a male parent; act paternally: Somehow he was able to write a book while fathering.<---I've already washed my hands of that

That leaves only the possibility that I could fit that description for him hinges once on twenty-two measures. The percentage for that is 0.045454545454545........ LOL, He can call me Point zero-four-five if he needs to bother. Anything more is exaggeration, exploitation, degradation (for the sake of the fact that he degrades me by association), misrepresentation, stagnation (only because he's been hangin on callin me daddy for too long), all of that and the most important for last. "Disrespect", he shits all over me, tries to get me arrested, tries to set up fights, more and much more but truth is he needs to treat a father like a father or shove it up his own ass and walk away with it because I owe him NOTHING and don't like hearing "him" call me anything so personal.

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