Go next door and borrow yerself a clean cookin pan and a potholder.
Warsh the pan in fresh running clear water and then fill the pan half full. This is same as half empty. Remove all objects from the stove area, this would include paper, magazines, make-up and beauty supplies like hair color, peroxide and flammable fingernail polish. Turn the flame or metal curly-Q lookin ring on to high by identifying the correct adjustment control knob that is usually located at the rear of the stove on a panel that rises above the surface of the stove. RL, means "rear left burner" RF means right front, LF means "Left front" and LR means "Left rear", If that confuses you there are usually little dots placed next to the control knob that will identify the corresponding burner for you.
Yer half way there Hon so don't give up yet.
Next you have to stand there and wait. Pay attention though because a cup of water usually boils in about a minute & a half, that's about the same amount of time it takes to watch 3 commercials when you are watching As The World Turns or Sesame Street on TV Hon.
When you see the cute little bubbles form in rapid trails coming out from the same areas then the water is boiling, use the potholder to remove the pan from the stove and wait a few moments for the bubbles to stop tryin to spit hot water at you.
Once you get to that point BARB... I mean "Whoever you are" You can make hot chocolate, tea or a nice cup of cheap instant coffee. Or you can just dump it down the drain and try doing it again.
Boiling water is fun and interesting, next week we can try making ice cubes. OK?
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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Thanks Dave, I never would have figured it out without you. But next week, instead of ice cubes, can ya help me figure out my dildo? The box said "Just like the real thing." But no matter how much I suck on it, nothing happens.
You gotta put your hand on top of your head and push down Hon. It should work better that way.
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