Greyson Chance Singing a cover of Lady GaGa's Paparazzi.

Thanx Barb for the share...

Greyson's version of Paparazzi


Lady GaGa's version.

Top 10 pages and downloads revisited...

#1) This page is the January 4th, 2009 Archive. I have absolutely no idea why but it is the #1 page for hits. See if you can tell me [here it is].

#2) It's odd but January 25th, 2009 came in second. [Here's the link]

#3) Is just the front page http://funkingdavesrealm.blogspot.com/.

#4) Is the post called "Wimmin kill too", the link to it is [here].

#6) It's the post on MagicJack. I was gonna delete it too, but [here] it is.

#7) Is the new post on the film The Last House on the Left. There must be a mistake to that one because I just posted it a few days ago. It's [here] anyway.

#8) Is an Origami post on how to build a double lock envelope. It's [here] if yer interested.

#9) Is a Katey post. That doesn't surprise me either because she gets hits all over on here plus in this post I made a Happy Mothers-day pic for her Mom. I didn't do that out of desire for her. I made it for her out of respect for her support that she gives Katey. It really means a lot to see a relationship between a parent and the offspring getting along so well. I really regret having to step aside sometimes from my children. The post is [here] though.

#10) Is tied with quite a few but I think the Andy Pratt, Supertramp or the Ian Hunter post take that spot based on past reviews.

My Downloads top 10 go into two categories One is files, other is grabbing off of page. I might post both, might even just post one. I'll start now and see how things go.

#1) Top is a picture of Janis Joplin.

#2) Is a picture of Cher.

#3) Is Grace Slick bein sexy as ever!

#4) Ia a pic of DVJ Bazuka.

#5) Is a pic of the Execution of Lincolns Assassins.

#6) Is the divorce letter.

#7) Is another pic [here].

#8) Is a Google picture of me tracking some government agency blogging me near the West Bank in Jordan.

#9) Is a picture of my Son's grave stone [link].

#10) Is My Son, WOW that kinda burnt me...

Enough of that shit. I'll post now the top 10 files downloaded...

#1) Is Brooks & Dunn singin My Maria and the count is at 2,269 for that one.


#2) Is Jimmy Hendrix playing an instrumental version of Little Wing. That one should be top but it's only hitting at 2,234 so far.


#3) Is The Guess Who playing No Sugar Tonight. It got hit 1,091 times.


#4) Is Jeffery Gaines playing In Your Eyes. It received 1,063 hits.


#5) Is The Stylistics singing You are Everything. In the 1,000 range. My typin finger's gettin wore out...


#6) Is Nine Inch Nails, Burn. About 600 hits.


#7) Is Buried alive in the blues by Janis. About 600 too.


#8) Is Patsy Cline (One of the best) singing You Belong To Me. Almost 600 also.


#9) Is Who the Fuck is Alice by Doctor Hook and the Medicine Show. Count is 545.


#10) Is Nazareth Telegram. It got hit 545 times.


I decided to add the vids (not most viewed but most downloaded) because they showed in a different category.

Top film is Mimi Yui. I cannot post it here because it's got some sexual stuff happnin in there, but it really aint like sex. It's just very artistic and weird. Here's a link to it [Download it here].

1) Next is one of my favorites. It's Thunderheists song Jerk It. <--- Link downloads the file.

2) After that is the Meg White sex tape. I aint postin the link or vid. Find it yourself if you want it.

3) Then comes the hilarious swf Who let the dogs out. I'll post it but hope it doesn't auto-start. If it does I delete it anyway from this post.

"DELETED because it autostarted too loud, snag it from download link if you want it. It is good and worth the time"

4) Then comes Chicago 25 or 6 to 4.


5) After that is The Film Forbidden Zone in all its parts, it's in the shoe box because some adult (rated pg-13) content

6) Then a film short or part of a post "X-Universe"??? .... Ah yes, it's part of the film Across The Universe. I bet the rest of it's posted too but I aint searchin for it now after over 2 hours on this damn post alone. I also aint fixing the preview size. I tried 5 times, still screwed it up. Full screen it if you prefer.


7) Mano Kadosh.avi? It's a really good version of Windmills of your mind.


8) Is the film Christiana F. I aint posting the post in parts, so here's the page. I'm not getting this out of page hits history. These are the downloads and all of the parts of that one are all over the stats.

9) Fire on High vid by Electric Light Orchestra (Creation version). This song also ranks high on subliminal content too. So don't listen to it or it might fry yer brain and have dressin up funky and staring at sunsets aimlessly.


10) Vid called Snow Buddies, only 34 minutes posted in this post but rest must be on here somewhere if you looks for it. Also I bet you that just for the sake of this never ending post I didn't bother to resize it right too. "Oh well........"


I guess I only finished this post to see if I could handle it. I don't think I ever searched so hard for anyones links, let alone my own. It's done though and I'd like to thank you for your time and inspiration. It really does matter.

Laters all...

Save $$$ and clean some things with vinegar.

Almost all of below was taken from Shine on Yahoo. I kind of like this network thing and read from it often. You can subscribe to it too ----[HERE], I'm finally going to.

The article is from this page [here], everything else is below.

25 ways to clean with vinegar

* by Emily Hsieh, Shine staff, on Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:36pm PDT

The cleaning aisle at just about any grocery store is stocked with a dizzying array of options—and when it comes down to it, there are a lot of expensive, toxic, superfluous products crowding the market. Chances are, you already have one of the best, all-purpose cleaning agents in your pantry: white vinegar. As noted earlier, vinegar actually works as a great laundry booster, stripping away the chemical build-up that detergent leaves behind (and gets rid of clingy odors in the process). And beyond that, there are tons of other applications for the stuff around your home. Here, from vinegartips.com and frugalfun.com, 25 ideas for making the most of vinegar:


1. Deodorize the sink: Pour 1 cup baking soda, followed by 1 cup hot vinegar, down the drain. Let sit for at least 5 minutes, then rinse with hot water.

2. Deodorize the garbage disposal: Make ice cubes out of vinegar. Run the disposal with a few vinegar ice cubes and cold water.

3. Clean countertops: Wipe down surfaces with a rag dipped in vinegar.

4. Clean the fridge: Use a mixture of half water, half vinegar to wipe down the interior shelves and walls.

5. Remove soap build-up and odors from the dishwasher: Once a month, pour 1 cup of vinegar into an empty dishwasher and run the machine through its entire cycle.

6. Bust oven grease: If you’ve got grease spots on the oven door, pour some vinegar directly on the stains, let it sit for 15 minutes, and wipe away with a sponge.

7. To make old glassware sparkle: To get rid of the cloudy effect, wrap a vinegar-soaked towel around the glass and let it sit. Remove and rinse with hot water.

8. Get rid of lime deposits on your tea kettle: Fill the kettle with vinegar and let it boil. Allow it to cool, and rinse with water.

9. Remove stains in coffee cups: Create a paste using of equal parts vinegar and salt (or in lieu of salt, baking soda) and scrub gently before rinsing.

10. Treat Tupperware stains (and stinkiness): Wipe the containers with a vinegar-saturated cloth.

11. Remove stains on aluminum pots: Boil 1 cup vinegar and 1 cup water.

12. Deter ant infestations: Spray outside doorways and windowsills, and anywhere you see a trail of critters.

13. Clean can openers: Scrub the wheel of your can opener with vinegar using an old toothbrush.

14. Remove stickers or labels: Cover the sticker with a vinegar-soaked cloth. Let it sit overnight—it should slide right off by morning.

15. Shine porcelain sinks: A bit of vinegar and a good scrub should leave them sparkling.

16. Clean grout: Pour on some vinegar, let it hang out for a few minutes, and buff with an old toothbrush.

17. Clean the shower door: Spray them down with vinegar pre-shower, or post (after you’ve squeegeed the glass) to remove hard water deposits.

18. Clean a grimy showerhead: To get rid of scum, fill a Ziploc with ½ a cup of baking soda and 1 cup vinegar and tie it around the showerhead. Let it sit for an hour, until the bubbling has stopped. Remove the bag and run the shower.

19. Make a toilet sparkle: Pour in a cup or two of vinegar and let it sit there overnight before scrubbing with a toilet brush.

20. Polish linoleum floors: Add 1 cup of vinegar for every gallon of water you use to wash the floor.

21. Clean paintbrushes: Soak paintbrushes for an hour before simmering them on the stove to remove hardened paint. Drain and rinse.

22. Clean grills: Spray vinegar on a ball of tin foil, then use it to give the grate a firm scrub.

23. Disinfect wood cutting boards: Wipe down wood boards with a wash of vinegar.

24. Clean the microwave: Fill a microwave-safe bowl with 2 cups water and ½ cup vinegar. Heat it on full power for 3-4 minutes until it comes to a boil. Keep the door closed for a few minutes longer to let the steam fill the microwave, loosening the grime. Remove the bowl (carefully!) and wipe down interior walls with a sponge.

25. Polish patent leather accessories: Give them a rub with a vinegar-soaked cloth. Buff with a dry cloth.

My note: Emily I'd like to thank you for this article and want to tell you that I am not trying to steal it's contents. I'm just trying to share it with my friends. I hope I did not offend you posting this.

The Last House on the Left or "Revenge is Sweet"

Back in 1972 this film was the rage of the drive-in scene but most of us were too young to see it alone and parents were too shocked to bring us to see it. That's where sneaking out at night, walking three towns away and jumping a fence to get into the drive-in comes to play and that's how I got to see it.

I can say that at the time it was worth all the effort because it gave me something to brag about for weeks. I also lied a little and added some extra scariness to it that actually wasn't in it. Still it was plenty scary for back then and I was only 11 years old.

Below are two versions. I have not seen the 2009 version yet except 10 minute preview so I have no opinion on it but the 72 version was fantastic. I have the original posted streaming and the newer remake as a link. Right pic on the poster picture. Select "open in a new window" and select the "save as location". It's in decent quality AVI format and server's pretty good with speed.

Enjoy...

The Last House on the Left - 1972 version
(Click right side lower hand box next to Google button to view in full screen)

The Last House on the Left - 2009 version
(Poster is download link, do the right click & do the "save as" thing to get it)